Today, as we both sat in slow traffic, someone beeped at me and motioned for me to roll my window down.
So, I do, and she says “I’m sorry about your dad!” (She had seen my bumper sticker that says “please let me merge, my dad is dead”)
I laughed and thanked her. It was a sweet little moment.
You don’t?
Bingo cards
Big news, my bingo hall got a tv screen that shows you the next ball up before they call it.
t e c h n o l o g y
Rahula that was my exact tone
If the sport of baseball dies, it’s because we left it in the hands of stewards who go on the radio and make Team USA-coded comments about watching home runs too long.
I would sooner eat nails than trade mason miller at this point in the season
This was my reply to a friend asking if they should accept a trade that would have sent him away on their fantasy team
I’ll let my hate flow but at the same time hope he does well for my north side friends
It feels weird not being in last place.
Good weird.
But weird.
Welcome to the whole wide world puppy: #AGoodPlace
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He’s been on my roster taking up an IL spot so
Noah Schultz with the W
They should invent a closer that doesn’t allow runners on
From my blog about how the Sox would have more power this season: DINGERS! DINGERS!
Ha! If he has no haters, my friend and I are dead
It is Pete, yes.
I’m happy I have a friend in my life who hates the same baseball player as I do.
I can text them whenever he does something stupid and know it’ll be well-received
Same except Mario Odessey lol
At a time when mass surveillance and autonomous weapons companies like Palantir are openly announcing their plans for violent world domination, it is crucial that our attempts at “big tech reform” don’t actually give them more power—ie via government mandated age verification/identity software
Fries taste the same tho
I’m lucky I live in a place where I can get Portillo’s whenever I feel like it.
DOLTON POPE
“Take a moment to think before you dive in. That’s the best advice for Google Photos users, as the company confirms its latest update can scan all your photos to “use actual images of you and your loved ones” in AI image generation.”
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In a scene from the B&w movie Scrooge (1951, released as A Christmas Carol in the United States) an adaptation of Charles Dickens's A Christmas Carol (1843), Alastair Sim as Ebenezer Scrooge has awoken on Christmas morning after being visited by the three ghosts, he leans out the window and tells: YOU BOY ARE THE STRAITS OF HORMUZ OPEN OR CLOSED TODAY
are you telling me this scallion can rap
It’s an ending. That’s enough.
Ok. I watched it.
“You all just buy that he’s a snowman?!”
“Yeah; it’s Christmas.” Lololololololololol
I thought it was so random lol
It literally took me this long to recognize the actor who plays the Snowman
He’s eating a bowl of ice…
