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his cool af design, his shoes, and his food 💪

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Booster separation confirmed

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Steamed Hams full transcript

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
" Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For steamed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Seymour.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

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Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

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Four Panel Comic:

1.First two panels captioned with "DRAW YOUR PARTNER". Elec and Fire at separate tables drawing, Fire has a dip pen and Ink and Elec has a mechanical pencil and ruler.
2.Their respective drawings are revealed. Fire has drawn a cute Elec in a style that vaguely mimics Osamu Tezuka. Elec has drawn a technical detailed drawing from Fire's schematics.
An off screen voice asks them questions.
-In reference to Fireman's drawing of Elec.
Voice: "Oh, so cute!"
Fireman: "Really? I was tryin to go for *cool*! Although, Eleki does have a cute side to him too! Like when he sticks his tongue out when he's focused on somethin'!
Voice: Um
Fireman: Or how he gets a lil sparkle in his eye when he sees something he wants! Oh and that reminds me-

-In reference to Elecmans drawing of Fire.
Voice: Is that...A portion of fireman's schematics?
Elec: Yes.
V: You just have that saved to your data?
E: Yes?
V: Do you have anyone else's?
E: No, that'd be weird.
V: ok.

4.The voice asks Elec, "Does he know that you have this-" Elec cuts off the voice with "That's enough questions." Fire excitedly approaches Elec from behind, and Elec looks behind himself wearily.

Four Panel Comic: 1.First two panels captioned with "DRAW YOUR PARTNER". Elec and Fire at separate tables drawing, Fire has a dip pen and Ink and Elec has a mechanical pencil and ruler. 2.Their respective drawings are revealed. Fire has drawn a cute Elec in a style that vaguely mimics Osamu Tezuka. Elec has drawn a technical detailed drawing from Fire's schematics. An off screen voice asks them questions. -In reference to Fireman's drawing of Elec. Voice: "Oh, so cute!" Fireman: "Really? I was tryin to go for *cool*! Although, Eleki does have a cute side to him too! Like when he sticks his tongue out when he's focused on somethin'! Voice: Um Fireman: Or how he gets a lil sparkle in his eye when he sees something he wants! Oh and that reminds me- -In reference to Elecmans drawing of Fire. Voice: Is that...A portion of fireman's schematics? Elec: Yes. V: You just have that saved to your data? E: Yes? V: Do you have anyone else's? E: No, that'd be weird. V: ok. 4.The voice asks Elec, "Does he know that you have this-" Elec cuts off the voice with "That's enough questions." Fire excitedly approaches Elec from behind, and Elec looks behind himself wearily.

Two panel comic:
1.Fireman is looking at Elec's drawing, his eyes glowing red and his flame bursting from his head in excitement. Fire says "Ohh! wow, this looks amazing Eleki!" Elecman is shocked and reaches for it, sputtering: "WH- THEY GAVE YOU- GIMME-" Fire interrupts him with a "BUT!"

2. Fire looks closer, more gentle and observant now, and says "This is an outdated version! Did you want to see the new-" Before he can finish Elec brightens up and says "Yes." 

3.Bonus doodle of the two transferinf the data. FIre looks at Elec sweetly as a cord connects them.

Two panel comic: 1.Fireman is looking at Elec's drawing, his eyes glowing red and his flame bursting from his head in excitement. Fire says "Ohh! wow, this looks amazing Eleki!" Elecman is shocked and reaches for it, sputtering: "WH- THEY GAVE YOU- GIMME-" Fire interrupts him with a "BUT!" 2. Fire looks closer, more gentle and observant now, and says "This is an outdated version! Did you want to see the new-" Before he can finish Elec brightens up and says "Yes." 3.Bonus doodle of the two transferinf the data. FIre looks at Elec sweetly as a cord connects them.

Another lil comic based off an ask :3

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This thing is available on the eShop now, for the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems!

! This thing is available on the eShop now, for the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems!

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This thing is available on the eShop now, for the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems!

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medusaglare › Artemis I| 7h
@ Threads
i thought i stopped caring about space. turns out
I was just sick of SpaceX, not NASA.
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medusaglare › Artemis I| 7h @ Threads i thought i stopped caring about space. turns out I was just sick of SpaceX, not NASA. • 18.3K Q145 G807ł → 143

Speaking of Threads, this one got me in the feels.

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Listen up nerds I get that ai didn't directly cause whatever server issue bluesky is suffering and I don't care. It is way way way funnier to see every pro-ai poster on here flipping out over jokes about ai crashing the site than to be factually correct lol

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Laura, Mura, and Nate on a stroll after getting coffee.

Nate is bitching about something, which his dad is humoring.

Laura, Mura, and Nate on a stroll after getting coffee. Nate is bitching about something, which his dad is humoring.

Also before Vibe Coding hits again

Happy #asexualawarenessday from me and my multitude of characters on the ace spectrum

But probably, most notably, these three

#originalcharacter #art

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why saying that AI is incredible followed by a series of non-loading comments because the vibe-coded site is fucking broken

why saying that AI is incredible followed by a series of non-loading comments because the vibe-coded site is fucking broken

I don't think I could make a joke better than this

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An in-game screenshot of a Shiny Virizion in Pokemon Legends Z-A, in the middle of attacking the player character with Sacred Sword

An in-game screenshot of a Shiny Virizion in Pokemon Legends Z-A, in the middle of attacking the player character with Sacred Sword

calling shiny virizion at 3 am (gone wrong) (almost died)

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I had to draw this cause it makes me very weepy 💖
#sailormoon #artemisii #fanart

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Be careful folks, today is April Fool's Day, which means that the internet will be rife with misinformation and posts designed to deceive. Don't worry though, tomorrow we will be back to normal, and the internet will be rife with misinformation and posts designed to deceive.

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An in-game screenshot of Pokemon Legends Z-A. A shiny Terrakion is poised to attack the camera with its glowing blue horn.

An in-game screenshot of Pokemon Legends Z-A. A shiny Terrakion is poised to attack the camera with its glowing blue horn.

shiny hunting in this game is fun

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this one goes out to all my early 2000s no cable tv girlies

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[request box] corbeau

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A place that feels like a memory

#digitalart #pokemon #fanart #pokemonfanart #wurmple #espeonpokemon #pokemonnintendo #cutiefly #espeonfanart #mimikyu #mimikyupokemon #pokopia #pokopiafanart #pokopiaart #illustration #art

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OpenAI funding fears hit memory chip prices Spending cuts at OpenAI have hit memory chip prices as fears grow about the tech company’s ability to fund its expansion.

Good news! OpenAI is canceling so many large purchase orders and datacenter expansions that the global price of RAM is dropping.

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okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

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So it's April Fools this week, and with it being Pokémon30 and with Winds & Waves on its way, so many people are just going to make up stuff and spread it as fact, to then claim it as a "prank".

Be vigilant and question everything

As always, I don't do April Fool's on Serebii!

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