Sometimes self-care is as simple as unbuttoning pants.

Grab it with both hands

They’ve done nothing since arriving in his realm but masturbate, game, and stuff pizzas wrapped around piles of Oreos into their fat mouths. They haven’t even left the basement. They /refuse/. He loves them so fucking much.

Unspeakably ancient and powerful demon of sloth and gluttony, just, unbelievably proud of all his adopted mortal-turned-demon gooner gainer gamer loser-failsons.

Can anyone recommend some good gainer hypno or gooner vids to watch while eating 👉👈 … asking for a friend 😅

Remember to give your shot boys belly rubs and tips

one day you’re a twink the next day your fatpad starts throbbing at the thought of triple bacon cheeseburgers and it’s like woah what happened lol

Gamer bod

Stop what you're doing, start bating
Stop thinking, start bating
Stop working, start bating
Stop being responsible, start bating

Start bating, don't stop bating. Become a perma-bator and goon your life away...

fast food nnnghh

Lazy=fat & happy life. Forget the haters who complain. They’re jealous they’ll never know the joy of being stuffed stupid. PTO&sick days=paid indulgence. Even if you don’t vacation, fatten up on company time. Ignore expectations&pointless responsibilities. Ignore pressure to be something you aren't.

The main goal is to make your character full of fat and pleasure, the player's choices shape the gameplay. Spam food for more intense level ups. I've been playing for days now... it feels so good I can't stop, so play with me! I love trying to beat this game. Can you score higher than me?

fuck, i need to be so much fatter

It's gone fuck

Goon pig can't stop binging and bating

Too pig brained for work today so ended up getting fatter instead

I reassessed my priorities

“Why is it always so empty”

Filling up the loveseat with my fatass, need more snacks while I game

I’ve always loved the look of a fat man being buried under his own fat, face barely seen behind his massive chest, fatpad pushing down and swallowing up his once formidable dick. Now that’s me and I can’t wait for so much more!

“Oh, he can’t possibly be that unhinged when it comes to gaining. I’m sure he’s just playing it up and exaggerating for horny reasons.”

Wrong. I’m even worse and more obsessed than I let on :)

Thought about ordering pizza and it turned me on…

So, unrelated, I just ordered a bunch of pizza ‘n sides

gotta eat gotta eat gotta eat gotta eat gotta eat gotta eat gotta eat gotta eat gotta eat gotta eat gotta eat gotta eat gotta eat gotta eat gotta eat gotta eat gotta eat gotta eat gotta eat gotta eat gotta eat gotta eat gotta eat gotta eat gotta eat gotta eat gotta eat gotta eat

you’re blowing me uup! 😮‍💨

got my first gooncap comm in a long time! thank you @ryanthehog.bsky.social!! I'm glad you enjoyed it 🐷

#piggy #gainer #fathog #gooner #gooncap

So um… letting yourself turn into a bloated fat glut is normal as your 20’s come to an end, right? 🥵🐽

Day off 😛

Don't worry that you're putting on weight, just keep bating

Don't worry that you're getting fat, just keep bating

Don't worry that you're clothes don't fit anymore, just keep bating

JK GOONER! who are we kidding? You're so hooked on getting BRAIN DEAD and forever ADDICTED. Do you need MORE piglet? That's right, beg for MORE. Flood your BRAIN w POT SMOKE, guzzle BOOZE all night, break your mind so only gainer porn & gluttonous amounts of food can satisfy you!
Get #worse, loser!