Love the concept of boycotting TRNSMT. It’s like boycotting ready salted crisps in a meal deal.

Happy 70th Birthday, Angus Young! ⚡️ #ACDC

It's 1 For 1 Wednesday over at the Glasgow International Comedy Festival, so go get your tickets while they're full price!

🎤 Not This, But
📅 Monday 17th March, 7pm
📍 Drygate

🎟 www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/not-t...

🚌 Lovely to chat to "Derek" who celebrated his birthday last March...

Screen Time is back THIS SUNDAY at The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow at the cozy time of 4pm. Plenty of time to get the bus. Or the car.

🎟️ www.thestand.co.uk/performance/...

Screen Time - The Stand Comedy Club Tired of looking at bad screen? Come and look at good screen! Join regular host Fearghas Kelly as he presents some of the country’s best acts in this excitin...

🎟️ Thr projector screen will be down…are you? www.thestand.co.uk/performance/...

📺 Kate Hammer
As seen on BBC Short Stuff and Late N’ Live. LGBTQ Comedian of the Year & Funny Women Semi-Finalist.
‘She’s incredible. I just want to hear more.’ (Rachel Parris)

📺 Chris Thorburn
As seen/heard on BBC's The Now Show, Breaking The News & Scot Squad
'He’s going to go far’ (NPR)

📺 Stuart McPherson
'If you’ve never seen his standup it’s time to make that right' (The Times)
‘Such a skilled raconteur, he has a remarkable hit-rate of gags’ (Rolling Stone)

📺 Jodie Sloan
'Scandalously relatable' (Beat Magazine)
'Name to watch' (The Stage)
'Very funny' (Gillian Anderson)

📺 Screen Time is back for its FINAL Sunday afternoon show of 2025!

Incredible lineup joining us on 9th February at 4pm:

📺 Stuart McPherson
📺 Jodie Sloan
📺 Kate Hammer
📺 Chris Thorburn

🎫 Get your tickets NOW: www.thestand.co.uk/performance/...

Bob Dylan: I wanna be your lover, baby, I don't wanna be your boss

Rory from Series 3 of The Apprentice:

Accept no substitutes 🫡

Hahaha, I’m honoured! 🫡

The day Mel Brooks dies I'm going to post "You couldn't make a Mel Brooks movie today" and I need you to know that it will come from a place of deep love and reverence.

Food £200
Data £150
Rent £800
Private school fees £19,478
Utility £150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

#RODSADVENTCALENDAR 2024 | NUMBER THREE

#RODSADVENTCALENDAR 2024 | NUMBER TWO

The lineup is 60% on BlueSky but the handles took up too much character space so here ya go…

@fearghaskelly.com
@cbthorburn.bsky.social
@rorymspence.bsky.social

A promotional graphic for Screen Time at The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow

THIS THURSDAY – FINAL SHOW OF 2024!

One whole year of Screen Time, whodathunkit? Wrapping it up in style with another class lineup:

📺 Chris Thorburn
📺 Amelia Bayler
📺 Amanda Dwyer
📺 Rory Spence

📅 Thursday 5 December
📍 The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow
🎟️ www.thestand.co.uk/performance/...

Back to the Future

Why are TikTok notifications like this?

Surprise Kendrick album! The best Duckworth since Jack and Vera

It’s M&Ms

The news but it’s only one word

Absolute belter, isn’t it? I got it in Malaga!

The best dressed man in IKEA getting a selfie with BLÅHAJ (a large shark plush toy).

The best dressed man in IKEA eating a delicious meatball.

Went to IKEA after a job interview so that I could be the best dressed person in IKEA.

Put all the Scottish and Scotland based comedians I'm aware of on here in this starter pack. I think, I probably missed people, I'm sorry.
go.bsky.app/JecbjH2

We’ve got McGinn

You can see why I got confused

SCOTTISH PLACE NAMES AM A RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!