You want my honest feedback? Your Staten Island rapid Transit system sucks. Trains show up if they want,when they want,with no schedule adherence,then flat out skip stops. The new cars are smaller, with less seating options&they smell like someone took a dump in them&shared it.
It's been a while since I've seen this much severe weather and I've been tracking storms for 30+years
If @mayor.nyc.gov doesn't throw a Ticker Tape parade for our #ArtemisII Astronauts, with floats by #Nutella and #uncrustables and a front porch built by Home Depot, thats a bigger fail than #MicrosoftOutlook.
#NASA #NYC #ChristinaKoch #VictorGlover #JermeyHansen #ReidWeisman #NewYorkCity
i wanna see them pictures!!!
Jeremy: *walked with a little help*
Christina: *walked with no real help*
Victor: *DID THE ROBOT*
Reid: *casually strolled because there was no way to top that*.
I love these nerds
She needs to do an ASMR...if she wants....shes so calm.
#ChristinaKoch #NASA #ArtemisII
how many christina's are gonna be born soon:
"I really need too punch the president in the face."
Any other day and this would be a weird euphemism.
NO! It is a highly sophisticated, ruggedly engineered and complex.....yeah, its a party raft.
How many idiots are gonna go to Home Depot and ask, "How do I erect a front porch?" after tonite?
#NASA #ArtemisII #Orion
the wet porch.
Fuck i dont even have a pool and id buy one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
do you think anyone said, "GET TO DA CHOPPAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??"
yes.
I love how NASA has names for everything and they’re just like “yeah the astronauts are gonna come out and be on the front porch”. 10/10 no notes.
now its a wet porch
always put "Safe search on" when not looking directly for porn.
"Erect the Front Porch" for phrase of the month!
they wanted to, but calling it "badass fucking astronaut holy shitballs we just zipped around the fucking moon chill zone" didn't market as well for some reason.
How many band names were given this title tonite? 😆
#NASA #ArtemisII
The Artemis landing was brilliant and moving. I was unprepared for how many times they would say front porch. Or hazardous gasses for that matter.
i dont think the words have ever been spoken as much as today...even a this old house marathon wouldnt have said it as much...yeeesh
shit, i'm straightedge and i would have been on the floor in 2 minutes the way they were talkin about it.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
Ticker Tape parade for our astronauts is in order, don't you think? Hmm??
#NASA #NYC #ChristinaKoch #VictorGlover #JeremyHansen #ReidWeissman #ArtemisII #Orion #sls #integrity #space
We don't need no stinking wheelchair!! Hehe
Can I just say Victor Glover looks like a cool guy to hang out with?
#NASA #ArtemisII #Orion
It's not the size of the front porch, it's the motion of the ocean ...
A cat on hind legs stares at Artemis capsule on TV
Take your time, Navy. Our own recovery forces have already made contact here in Tennessee. #artemis
Cat sitting in front of a tv screen watching Artemis land back on earth.
2 cats sitting in front of tv screen watching Artemis land back on earth.
Pepper and Tortellini, NASA support crew.