A reminder:

"I'm sorry my con is falling apart. I'm sorry I have to find a new one."

I'd like him to fuck halfway off, stop and think about what he's done for a while, and then fuck the rest of the way off. He's just mad his con is falling apart, so he's "apologizing" while he hunts for the next one.

Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.

Melania ratchets up her effort to Streisand Effect the Epstein files.

Can you imagine if in 1985 someone leaned over and whispered in St. Ronnie's ear, "The GOP will pull us out of NATO, and a Republican President will be on his knees in service to Russia."

“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

a man in a suit and tie is dancing in a field . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is waiting in a field . it’s Mister Bean

The mayor of Minneapolis waiting for the Clean Language Cavalry to come galloping past

Nothing makes you feel more special than a non-lap cat choosing to sit on your lap!

Nicely done!!! What screen did you use? Is that the aspect ratio, or does the bezel mask it?

From "OMG the President can't wear a tan suit" to "So what if he drops f-bombs on on social media?" in roughly a dozen years.

I saw a t-shirt at the Bruce show Tuesday that pretty much captured this...

"DEVO WAS RIGHT".

Live From Minneapolis (Chiller Mix) YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen

Bruce and the band opened the Springsteen & E Street Land of Hope & Dreams American Tour in Minneapolis with the Motown classic "War" and "Born in the U.S.A." — a one-two punch that was live streamed on Bruce's social media for the first time, appearing here with a new audio mix by Chiller Sound.

Now I have "Music of the Night" in my head.

The 11 am White House press lid has me worried about the missing airman. The lid feels like the precise reaction this administration would take upon receiving bad news on the matter... I hope I'm wrong.

The 11 am White House press lid has me worried about the missing airman. The lid feels like the precise reaction this administration would take upon receiving bad news on the matter... I hope I'm wrong.

WHERE IS THE SHIT THEY PULLED FROM THE SAFE?!?!?

Jesus, I hope the dude with nuclear football calls in sick for a few days... (If only it would be that simple...)

I was pretty sure I knew what anthropomorphizing meant... Looked it up. I did. And now my head hurts over the the post you saw.

I'd pay to see that.

DNC has their clip for EVERY AD.

I'm of the belief that at least SOME flat earthers are taking a piss and their unwavering commitment to the bit is part of the joke. This HAS to be the case, right? Please assure me that it is. :P

I feel like it's unfair we get the stupid prizes when we weren't the ones playing stupid games.

Traditional media has completely failed us.

On the other hand... Fountain pens are cool.

Weird how no one asks directly, "And how will you do that?"

Comfy chair with fleece blanket, or old cardboard box?

Oh, and gatekeeping SUCKS, I'm sorry that happened.

I'm NOT heavy into JRPGs, I picked up Persona 5 and had fun with no prior experience. That said, I kinda drifted away from it after 10 hours and didn't go back. Probably more a reflection of my attention span than the game, though. YMMV.

Shorts? Thigh holsters? Dude is cosplaying Lara Croft...