This app is undefeated for earnest replies that completely misunderstand the joke

As it’s a new year I should start watching something ne… … starts Peep Show again.

Chapter 1 and I’m already crying… this is gonna be emotional.

#tailendersoftheworlduniteandtakeover #ThankYouJimmy👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Nat King Cole - The Little Boy That Santa Claus Forgot (Visualizer) YouTube video by NatKingColeVEVO

Before we settle in for the festivities, let’s all take a moment to enjoy the bleakest of all Christmas songs.

If you’re expecting a third verse redemption arc you’re going to be left wanting… like the little boy.

We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham

Highlights from this year’s Dark Tale in Winter.

Number 13 by MR James.

Thanks for coming. Twelve year old gets a bravery badge 👻.

First shameless plug on Bluesky.

Number 13 by MR James, adapted by Torrance and Beames. Performed by Lashonda Morgan and Magnus Gordon and Directed by Me!

Arena Theatre, Wolverhampton - 18th - 20th Dec at 7:30pm.

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#ghoststories #folklore #victoriana

An app but it just records all those things you thought ‘I’ll google that later’ into a feed you can read at bedtime.

I’ve written the five lines for when Scritti Pollitti feature in the line up of Never Mind the Buzzcocks

Scritti polliti
Shitty and gritty
Bit of a fitty
Sex and the city
Isn’t it a pity

#Buzzcocks #NeverMindTheBuzzcocks

Keep talking… 🏏

The AI videos of food turning into creatures can stop now.

…

“So what have you got now?”

“Twenty and twelve”

“So what does that make?”

“Erm….”

“Twelve is ten and two”

“Yep, so what is twenty plus ten?”

“Thirty”

“And what do you have left”

“Two”

“So what is 30+2?”

“32”

“Bingo, so what is 16+16?”

“26”

🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

Adventures in maths with a five year old.

“Daddy, what’s 16 + 16?”

“Why don’t you work it out?”

“Ok, 6+6 is 12.”

“Yes, so what have you got left?”

“Two ones”

“But, they’re not two ones are they? What are they?”

“Two tens.”

“Ok, so what is 10+10?”

“Twenty”…

I'm tired of "feel good" movies. I wanna watch something that absolutely ruins my life.

@thenewsagents.com

Suggestions for What ifs…

What if John Smith hadn’t died.

What if Al Gore had won the 2000 Presidency.

What if David Milliband had been elected Labour Leader.

What if the Brexit vote had been 52/48 in the other direction.

What if Farage hadn’t survived his plane crash.

💪🏻

These days

It should be compulsory

Finished season 1 of The Bear yesterday. Ordered a blue apron, furiously researching Italian beef recipes, insisting everyone calls me ‘Chef’, randomly shouting ‘Hands’ around the house and calling the kids ‘Cousin’. #TheBear

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I’ve never heard wind with bass tones before. #StormDarragh #NorthWales

First shameless plug on Bluesky.

Number 13 by MR James, adapted by Torrance and Beames. Performed by Lashonda Morgan and Magnus Gordon and Directed by Me!

Arena Theatre, Wolverhampton - 18th - 20th Dec at 7:30pm.

wlv.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

#ghoststories #folklore #victoriana

S01E07 of The Bear. What a rush. Symphonic. #TheBear

Beethoven Blues by Jon Batiste on Apple Music Classical Listen in the app designed for classical.

My ghast has never been more flabbered

Costa coffee. Having a coffee. Good times.

Such an important article! Especially as we are gearing up for the next cluster programmes. Data often doesn’t tell the whole story.

63*

Tumble out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of ambition
And yawn and stretch and try to come to life
Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumpin'

OH MY GOD THERES SO MUCH BLOOD COMING OUT OF THE SHOWERHEAD OH MY GOOOD