Do a chart that overlays "republican bullshit over time" and "total daily users over time" so we can all point to it and say "oooh, that's why it's called X!"

Count on to do what?

"You'll know it's him because of all the crusty gerbil shit in his hair"

Judging by the SA election results, "directing outrage appropriately" is a dying art form.

The article doesn't say anything about One Nation only supporting this so they can use the money to build a giant wall all the way around Australia? Bad reporting!

I can almost guarantee he owns a dental practice or something.

I thought you meant 'here' on Bluesky and was trying to work out how this was an own.

Uh oh, hope Albo kept the receipt 🫤

Solve a problem a few trillion dollar companies have been actively and obviously ignoring and you're going to get attention (good and bad).

I accidentally found out about it by using Youtube in Incognito mode (not logged in); a few days before the real explosion but this is how marketing is supposed to work (e.g. product over brute-force).

Definitely not the right guy to do it, but god knows what'll happen if he doesn't…

"She … treats her udders and underbelly with the stick."

To suggest she'd even consider doing otherwise is barbaric!

It's definitely is, just harder to catch 🤷‍♂️

Oof. If your high-bar for a design-focused culture is still Apple in 2026, please don't write about design.

Also one of the weirdly bitchiest pieces of his that I've ever read? Like, fucking hell; does he seriously think one man is responsible for every bad UI decision from the last 10 years??

Yeah and it looks stupid as hell walking like it's trying to get away as quickly as possible without anyone realising it's shat it's pants = very appealing.

Ok, I'm FINALLY starting to get the appeal of these things…

I was sitting behind a woman in the waiting room for the doctor the other day and she was scrolling through Facebook and every time she got to a video she'd watch until the (incredibly loud) audio played then quickly scroll past and look really annoyed like her phone had betrayed her. Like 10 times.

Of course one must always have like mind lives!

This is absolutely runaway AI doing one of those pranks where they whack someone from behind then when they turn around act like they were also just whacked from behind

You know, I've never really thought about it like that…

🤯

He should've just done the gig, but played really really badly

Netflix achieved the impossible; making me feel bad for one of the Pauls.

Did they already know you had ADHD or was this you "coming out"?

Reporters are now referring to this as "K-shaped Economy", because the tech sector that caused it is entirely fueled by ketamine.

#AusPol #USPol

I don't get updates on my iPhone anymore. Still works fine, just wish it had a better camera.

It's healthier to care about other, less 'products from companies who will happily be actively hostile to their users just to pump their profits' kinda shit. Pretty hard if you're into tech.

Our GDP is currently being propped up by two separate investment bubbles (AI infra and low-density housing), while a quiet recession simmers away below. We're stuck, unwillingly, in a two-track economy, and one of the tracks is close to toppling down and crushing us all…

Merry Christmas!

#AusPol

Nah it's different if the only thing you're positive about is when other people are being negative about something you want to be negative about.

Where are we at on renaming "the cost-of-living crisis" to "the profit crisis"? Because living doesn't just magically fucking cost more all of a sudden?

#AusPol

Again.

#USPol

Australia needs to be less afraid of people seeking asylum, and more afraid of the foreigners wanting to dig up our resources for free.