House sparrow fledgling being fed by mum and chilling out afterwards, 06 Jun '25. 🪶

$388 for the @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social
Is wild. I know it's not you but yikes.

My “you’re over 30” advice is hold onto the bannister. Stairs will kill you and not even look back

Get in losers, we are going back to bed

[David Attenborough watching me trying to chase down an ice cream truck in my flip flops] Astounding.

government being destroyed by people that participated in the rick and morty sauce freakout

Mable pines spinning in a circle, which is a representation of time.a series of flat circles.

Another day of fear, loathing and anxiety

I love your thirst trap era. Now smother him like its a waffle house fight.

I was asked to paint Amanda Holden nude in the manner of Peter Lely's portrait of Nell Gwynne for this.
Reader, I declined

www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

A person in an amazon box making it into weird living creature using the logo /same energy

Random Anxiety attack at start of work day go.

i want a girl with a short skirt
and a loooooooonnnnngggg
furby

90s simple 4 to the floor techno beats begin to play the fog machine turns on. Atmosphere feels heavy.

Sorry I haven't returned your messages for the last 3 months but I've sworn fealty to The Rat King

Different strokes opening with Mitch and Lauren

I am slain.

Two morticians observe a younger morticians applying make-up to a corpse. One of the two observing morticians says "the kid's new to the mortician business, but he seems enthusiastic. Hey! how's that make-up coming?" The kid presents his work and says "Voilà. It's Trixie Mattel!" The corpse has been made up to look like popular drag queen Trixie Mattel. The observing morticians stare at the kid's work in disbelief. One of them says "uh... I think the mourners may want something more... subtle." The kid says "right, right. Gotcha, chief." The kid present his work and says "Voilà! It's Katya!" The corpse is made up to look like popular drag queen Katya Zamolodchikova. The observing morticians look angry with the kid.

Bottom Hard.

Me and @coyohte.bsky.social eating cereal if we had any.

What?

Chaos ensues a home made dark chocolate resee cup is filled baked beans in a 4 panel chocolate frozen: bean mass: more chocolate :finished product.. Who's the real villain you decide.

Beanutbutter cup

A tilt-a-whirl, except instead of being strapped into spinning cars they nail everyone to their own crucifix

Its very hard for me to not cause @coyohte.bsky.social significant stress. Like sometimes he wants to cuddle sometimes I just want to whisper the most insane shit possible into his ear.

Deer headlights

A gallon of milk whose sell by date reads, "SELL BY OCT 23 1538" - Which would mean it should have been sold sometime around the final decade of the reign of Henry the Eighth.

DO NOT DRINK THE TUDOR MILK