She is obviously incredible and the show looked spectacular, but the setlist choices that made the final programme were even more baffling!

This might be the funniest thing I’ve read all year.

Looking forward to An Evening with Dua Lipa on ITV this evening and the live album recorded on the night is spectacular but the setlist is baffling. Huge hits like New Rules missing entirely while some deep cuts and covers made it in.

And that’s the Christmas shopping, and wrapping, complete 🎁 🎄

Something I think about a lot is that nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is (or indeed looks like) an egg.

Ah Josh I’m so sorry 😔

Isn’t it though? I keep going to visit (but not use) it in the kitchen because it’s so shiny and pretty

Had the most hideous, cheap steel sink with a gigantic draining board when I bought this flat but I have finally got rid and replaced it with what might be the sexiest sink ever.

Well that’s the end of that then because this daft cunt always backs the losing horse

Cynthia and Ariana’s talent actually blew my mind a little. They deserve all the awards. Every single one.

I saw #Wicked today and let’s just say my flabber has been gasted. I’m not into musicals, so I’ve never seen the show, and yet I had goosebumps and tears throughout. The cast’s adoration for the characters shines through. It’s spectacular and unlike anything that’s been done before it in its scale.

I will never get tired of telling Americans on TikTok off for washing chicken. I should stop and let natural selection take the stupid out of the populace, but they react EVERY time and it’s too much fun.

The decorations are up and I am overflowing with festivity 😍🎄

This obsession is unhealthy. Our horizons are fine. Also social media, for most, is not a job. It is not school. It is socializing. And it’s fine to say “I don’t want to hang out with Nazis, homophobes, transphobes etc in my free time.”

I’ve just been stood making lunch, belting out a tune I have no business trying to belt out, and realised I *am* this neighbour 🤦🏻‍♂️

It wasn’t, but she would be a prime example too! The one I saw was in an apartment. Those poor neighbours.

Imagine what it’s like to live next to a TikTok content creator who sings. I’ve just seen this girl absolutely belting out Defying Gravity (and nailing it) and all I can think is her poor neighbours.

It’s out in Jan!

Me either!

Just been reminded about Ciara at Mighty Hoopla and I’ve had to revisit this exceptional album. Did not get the recognition it deserved. Slick RnB, pop bangers and everything in between from start to finish 😮‍💨

It’s gonna go off 😮‍💨

Me! I am absolutely buzzing about these two.

That was one hell of an opening episode from #RHOBH but my god Evolution chose violence by including Kyle’s “hey Siri” in the final edit. Every device in my flat went mental.

We’ve all made some … choices … over the years. I do feel pleased with my decision to commit to my name for all handles early on. Except when I spelled it wrong on PSN 🥲

And this is why we love you, Carol.

Those of you who kept your handles the same as the bird app, I thank you.

This is a really odd season of #BelowDeckSailingYacht. Half the crew are acting like they’ve never worked on a boat before and it’s giving first season energy.

I want more!!

It happened. I slept through it 🥲