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As someone who lives in a sunny place, I was a bit excited about these until I saw the price.

I agree. I was describing him to a Brit recently and they were absolutely blown away.

He was more than pretty good.

Threw a no-hitter, won a gold medal (demonstration event), was a Cy Young finalist, and was an excellent fielder!

I'm not saying it's not irritating, but when I see posts complaining about people watching videos without earbuds, I wonder how these critics would have survived the 80s when there were competing boomboxes on every bus and train.

Yup.

They are constructed in such a way that their leader and best player brunson somehow doesn't affect their success nearly as much as the unreliable and mentally fragile KAT - and he ain't changing

I don't enjoy sitting in the airport for more time than is necessary. However, an airport bar eases that irritation.

As a GenX who went thru the startup era, let me tell you that the MBA crowd absolutely does not know how to leave the house in the morning without writing "Today's Mission Statement"

Yh he's looking like someone who will be perennially a Top 3 finalist for MVP but always stuck behind Wemby, SGA, and the occasional Doncic

Ok Sombr I'm not sure if the crowd was into it but I think that was a pretty good show. #Coachella

I thought I was alone, but then I learned that anyone who played ice hockey for more than a year or two has hairless shins.

About 20 years ago I was getting my car towed and I was sitting in the cab with the driver

Him: Where we headed?

Me: Shit man can we just dump it into the harbor?

Him: If ur serious I know a place.

You can't spell uncool without unc

Speaking specifically about my friend group...

Grew up watching the movies of the 70s & 80s glorify sex and wealth and thought that was coming for us too.

Instead we never actually got the sex because of AIDS or the wealth because it was fiction.

So we took on the role of bitter failures.

Presumably the White House gave her $10k for the McDonald's stunt

Me: How'd the interview go?

Daughter: Great! Turns out the lady lives in my building. She recognized my name from deliveries. We felt like we already knew each other and mostly talked about DoorDash & HelloFresh the whole time.

Me: So ur getting hired?

D: Ehhh, not sure.

Saw an add for a pelvic floor massager.

So it's just massaging your taint, right?

crying

A clip from Eric Swalwell's Wikipedia page which mentions that he played soccer at university but broke both of his thumbs, which ended the scholarship. I guess I'm finding that part weird. Like, how do you break both of your thumbs, and why would it end your scholarship? Usually the scholarship is honored when injuries occur - unless the injury was caused by something really stupid. I want to know more

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Sw...

OK, why didn't the university honor the scholarship? He was injured. How did he break both thumbs in such a way that his coach said nope get that guy off the team? #swalwell

This is f'n cool

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The High-Alcohol Drink Taking Over Gen Z

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/10/s...

Oh no! The Gen Z kids are drinking something that's about the same strength as wine.

45 years ago my friend and I were trading increasingly-profane insult notes in 4th grade class and when we got caught, he had just called me a "shit splash"

I've never heard that brilliant insult since and I still don't know if he made it up on the spot or maybe his fisherman dad used it regularly

Got to be distance because I'm pretty sure relativity makes it seem like half the time

I thought I had lunar fever but it was just regular gonorrhea

The post credits scene

I heard cheese was extra too. On a taco.

Well now you know why it has to wait till December

Well I know what I'm doing that week

Yes. In fact it is still a standard joke between myself and my wife even after all these years