I wanna go walk around a Home Depot just because the vibes are good at that place. Everyone’s chill

Had 200 dollars left after paying bills. So I went and got an Apple Watch and a new purse. I literally cannot help myself, my spending habits deserve to be studied

Unfortunately there’s a small (large) part of me that always wants to reply to these things 😩 I can’t help it

This is a fun fake/scam text to get. My only child is 3 years old and to my knowledge she’s asleep upstairs right now.

the whole "bluesky is an echo chamber" thing is literally just ppl coming on here and seeing that the majority of users dont share their rancid views and deciding that the cause of this is that they havent been exposed to them rather than because theyve heard them and determined them to be rancid

Just googled "google" so we are off to the races workwise

I’m so obsessed with law and order lately. It’s all I think about every minute I’m awake!!!!!

Officially deleted the bird app because my entire feed was bots and right wing nutcases

My supervisor knows me SO well that for every email she sends to me, she adds ‘DONT WORRY’ into the subject line. Because I’m consistently waiting for someone to email me and tell me bad news

(Because I apparently got the job!!!!!)

(In bubbles from trailer park boys voice): you friggin want one?? 🤜

Boooooo 🍅 🍅

I’ve been meaning to do this considering I have over 10k unread emails and they’re ALL SALES EMAILS

I had an interview today and let me just say I will not be doing that again 😌

I still can’t believe I had a sinus infection, then salmonella, then a salmonella rash, and then I got sick AGAIN. Now I keep thinking 2025 is the year I die because WHY HAVE I BEEN SICK SO MANY TIMES IN TWO MONTHS

I think I’m officially done w the bird app

Can’t wait until my toddler is a teenager so I can show them the beauty of broad city.

ST. Abby (as in, Stabby). Some people said it was a car crash and others said she tried to stab her husband (ironic) and he shot her.

Love that part of my job is being cussed out regularly lmfaoooo love it 😊

I have one child and one husband and still don’t get anything done so if there’s some sort of secret I’d like to be let in on it right NOW

I finished a book series and at the end of the series the book basically said PS this author died in 2021 and then I googled it and apparently there’s a bunch of conspiracies (or maybe truths idk) about her death

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My 3 year old told me I am the best mama, mommy, mom, and Hailey. 🥹

🎅

Where are my smut readers on this dang app HELLO

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Every day I think to myself I’m going to eat better and do some yoga and every night I end up taking an edible and end up eating McDonald’s

This place feels more like Twitter than Twitter does

I can’t hear the tv without subtitles what makes you think I would enjoy an audiobook over just reading it