Danielle Smith's referendum is like trying to change the locks on an Air BnB you rented for the weekend and then let the cheque bounce.

Don't forget threatening the sovereignty of your closest ally, neighbour, and trading partner.

Good for them. Also, shout out to the National Park Service and their alt Facebook group for continuing to expose Trump and Musk's attack on government agencies..

Canadian conservatives: "HE'S NOT MY PRIME MINISTER!!!"

Also conservatives:
"OMG!! HOW COULD YOU CALL AN ELECTION RIGHT NOW?? YOU'RE DOING IT FOR YOUR OWN GAIN!!"

Today I'm planning to put some IKEA furniture together just as soon as I finish explaining how elections work to conservatives. Always finish with one set of tools before starting with another.

Canadian Border Services just stopped 419 kg of cocain from ENTERING Canada FROM the US. But Trump' tarrifs are all about the drugs we're sending his way. Sure, buddy. Just like all the firings are about government efficiency.

My top favourite nicknames for Trump:

The Fanta Menace
Maroon 45
Tangerine Palpatine
Trumpelstilskin
POTUS- Piece of Totally Useless Shit

What are some of yours?

Mike Meyers is Canada's new Great One.

The definition of irony: Elon Musk is mad because people are destroying Teslas and therefore his livelihood. He blames it on mental illness.

Canada should buy it back from the Americans ( cheap) and have it sell only Canadian brands. Make it the hub of Canadian commerce once again. Now, more than ever, we need to protect and provide space for our homegrown companies.

Reading the book now and looking forward to being in my own Let Them era.

Tyranny now has a colour and it is orange.

Jack Daniel's CEO says pulling their product off Canadian shelves is worse than a tarrif. Yeah, it is. It's also what we Canadians like to call rhe Fuck Around and Find Out effect.

No more American booze being sold in Manitoba, Canada. And nothing of value was lost.

Elbows up, Canada. We got this! Also, Fuck Trump.

This guy is such a pussy Trump can't resist grabbing him.

So true. Snowbirds need to fly further south to Mexico. Let's start taking that facist middle country right out of the equation.

That snow in the southern states? That's just a taste of the fuckery Canada will rain down on the US if those tarrifs go through. 51st state my ass. We'll convert you to provinces one frozen new territory at a time. Upside? It comes with free healthcare.

Now Elon is claiming his autism made him do it. Nope. That ain't autism, that's racism.

First day on the job and Elon Musk is already gaslighting the public. Mother fucker, we know what a Nazi salute looks like.

May her afterlife be as a spectator to an endless pride parade.

Me to a student: So, how was your winter break?

Student: My Mom and I went to a petting zoo and a Capybara named Hubert ejaculated all over my Mom.

( I guess it was a heavy petting zoo??)

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