i feel like Australia is going into another weird “bacon obsession” era. noticing it more and more on menu items (sometimes unlisted!), to the point i just found a cafe where literally their entire menu had bacon

makes it so hard to find food tbh 😩

i guess like, a way to state “hey this was proper bleeding but at an unexpected time due to X reason, don’t update my average cycle durations but please note how this affects things for next time X reason comes up”

which might be hella niche or more complex than these apps want to be

thanks, maybe i’m wanting something extremely niche tbh — but i was kind of hoping to have some way to note “out-of-cycle” bleeding and have it actually integrate it into predictions to see how those things actually affect it if that makes sense? 😅

realistically it’s probably not a big deal

like i had anaesthetic the other day which always causes bleeding for me, but it’s not an entire new cycle start. no app allows tracking the fact this happened, without destroying predictions for the next while. i wish they allowed more “context info” that they’d factor in

it’s still so weird to me that no cycle tracking apps allow logging instances of out-of-cycle flow without impacting other cycle predictions/etc. you either log it as something else, don’t log it at all, or the apps treat it as a hard data point of a new cycle start

no no, you don’t understand. i am immune from any form of scam for when i was 12, i put “scammers dni” in my tumblr bio

then later she mentions the DNA is chimeric, and questions whether it might even be mosaic. yet another case where she’s confirmed something specific, then questions whether it’s something less specific that’s already confirmed by the concrete finding 😭

rewatching Grimm and one part is absolutely infuriating me lmao

Juliette testing some Wesen DNA, and noting down her findings of “Hominid.” then she has a thinking look on her face, and writes down “Primate?”

which is _less_ specific than the conclusive finding she has lmao

in highschool i was taught that USSR stood for “United Soviet States of Russia” 😌

oral contraceptive pills need to come with a warning that when you take it continuously for a while and stop, you're gonna bleed more than you've ever bled in your life, random days for like a month 😌

the genre of man who goes to cafes/restaurants alone but makes weird af moaning sounds after every mouthful so everyone has to acknowledge he’s there

on ubereats if you filter krispy kreme’s menu by vegetarian nothing shows. if you filter by pescatarian however, everything shows. therefore i can only conclude that all their donuts contain fish

see i’ve never tried to eat one but this sounds about right based on my feelings around it 😌

that momentary visceral reaction every time i am reminded that trifles exist and are something that some people actually make 😌

don’t love going through this stuff on #IntersexAwarenessDay because of the amount of hate & justifying the kinds of things i went through all over the internet. although tbh i’ve seen slightly more supportive posts this year than normal

turns out trying to work through the horrific amount of medical, physical, and sexual abuse you’ve been through due to being intersex is not a fun time tbh 😌

i got banned from some large trans shitposting FB group the other day for using the word intersexism in a comment (my first interaction with the group!); because apparently “intersexism” is a transmisogynistic dogwhistle 😌

it’s intersex awareness day! which honestly the past few years has somehow been an actually awful time to be online as an intersex person 😅 so i guess, please be aware of us 😌 and also please do not be mean to us today 😇 (or in general ideally)

‪i also had one that was just an athenian drakma but it looked so cheap, touristy, and non-dainty that i never wore it. it honestly probably survived and is just at my parents place in a drawer somewhere‬

kinda wanting to replace most of the jewellery given to me as a kid by people in the diaspora i grew up in that was destroyed by guys in highschool

already replaced my hamsa necklace a while ago, maybe i’ll replace my lavrys one next; but idk an axe necklace doesn’t vibe tbh

i finally got around to watching “i saw the tv glow” after seeing it recommended on horror tumblr years ago 😌

it was originally described to me as “candle cove but a movie” but i wanna add it feels like it was inspired by a bad trip while watching 80s mcdonald’s commercials

two times now that getting a new pack of Slinda has triggered PMDD and eventually a period. i know my body is super sensitive to fluctuations, but there can’t be that much variance between packs can there? 😅 unless it’s just like, entirely coincidental

my new toothpaste tube has a Caduceus on it so i’m just gonna interpret that as the Hermes seal of approval 😌

nothing makes me recontextualise my experiences more than telling a story from my childhood/teen years on Tumblr and having a bunch of content warnings added by people reblogging it 😌

it’s like “oh yeah i guess that was abuse wasn’t it”

‪gotta pair this with me mishearing a podiatrist saying i had a platypelloid pelvis with “platypus pelvis” for maximal terminology confusion 😌‬

back in highschool guys used to always say i had “lesbian hips” / “dyke hips”

i honestly still have absolutely no clue what that means lol, and i’ve always been so confused by it

i’ve noticed noodle box seems to give me different sizes for “small” depending on if i order in person or do an app pick up order. in person i get a small box with a handle, and via the app i get a larger box with no handle

like very noticeably different content sizes

remembering back to games i used to love as a kid, and remembering the Drawn to Life series ending basically mirroring a pokemon creepypasta 😌

i do both- a feed with everything, and then feeds for categories etc.

not all readers are capable of filtering, so it feels safer to just make separate ones if it’s not too complicated with the rest of the setup