Progress is finally made on a new James Bond movie!
Still unclear which actor's playing 007.
And who's going to be the champagne villain? Now that Jimmy Savile's gone, my money is on Peter Mandelson.
#jamesbond #bond007 #bond #movie #movies #film #films #spymovie #jimmysavile #petermandelson #pedos

Instead of tapping the shoulders lightly, you should have chopped his head off, Charley!
#sadiqkhan #sadiq #khan #london #knight #knighthood #kingcharles #charles #charlesIII #charles3 #labour #greatbritain #britain #unitedkingdom

Maggie developed The City, Sadiq turned it into The Shitty.
#london #shithole #sadiqkhan #sadiq #khan #mayor #labour #greatbritain #britain #unitedkingdom

The bickering could end quickly if only the Vatican invested money in Jared Kushner's holding company...
#vatican #popeleo #pope #jdvance #JD #vance #donaldjtrump #donaldtrump #donald #trump #jaredkushner #kushner #jared

Can we blaim the failure of multiculturalism on a TV show from the sixties?
Why did they have to go where no man had gone before...
#multiculturalism #DEI #startrek #scifi #sciencefiction #TV #tvshow #tvseries

Woke dudes who pretend to be trans women can look as weird and pathetic as this.
#ET #stevenspielberg #spielberg #movie #movies #film #films #woke #trans

In the movie "Wise Blood" of atheist John Huston, Ned Beatty played a man who was in "the preachin' business".
His motto: "Jesus is a trick on niggers."
Donald Trump's motto? Jesus is a trick on voters.
#johnhuston #movie #movies #film #nedbeatty #donaldtrump #donaldjtrump #donald #trump #MAGA

Not Jesus. Just a physician. Got it.
#donaldtrump #donaldjtrump #donald #trump #healthcare #health #HealthyHabits #HealthyLiving #HealthyEating

Which one do you prefer?
(ET: phone home. Trump: go home!)
#donaldjtrump #donaldtrump #donald #trump #ET #stevenspielberg #spielberg #movie #movies #film #films

Faith healing was needed to restore the cartilage of his ear so nicely after the Butler campaign rally (PA), I think.
Did he touch himself without going blind?
#donaldjtrump #donaldtrump #donald #trump #butler

We're not looking for miracles, Holy Donald.
The Strait of Hormuz has priority over faith healing and burning bushes.
Open the water! You don't have to walk on it...
#donaldtrump #donaldjtrump #donald #trump #iran #iranwar #IranWar‌2026 #iranrevolution #IranRevolution2026‌ #straitofhormuz #hormuz

Church and state are separated. (Thomas Jefferson coined the phrase "wall of separation between church and state".)
The pope is not involved in law enforcement. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
#thomasjefferson #pope #popeleo #vatican #donaldjtrump #donaldtrump #donald #trump

Viktor Orban can retire. As Don Corleone did in "The Godfather Part III".
#ViktorOrbán #viktororban #orban #HungaryVotes #Hungary2026 #hungary #HungaryWillBeFree #thegodfather #doncorleone #corleone #alpacino #movie #movies #film #films

Did you make Hungary great again, JD?
#JDVance #vance #MAGA #ViktorOrbán #viktororban #orban #hungary #Hungary2026 #HungaryVotes #HungaryWillBeFree

Is this you, Donnie?
(The upper panels of the Ghent Altarpiece are being restored in the Museum of Fine Arts. You can witness that behind glass. I saw them up close - from about 30 cm. - last year.)
#ghent #gent #belgium #flanders #janvaneyck #art #arthistory #donaldtrump #trump #ghentaltarpiece

Did you just heal Hungary, Donald?
#donaldtrump #donaldjtrump #donald #trump #MAGA #hungary #HungaryVotes #ViktorOrbán #viktororban #orban

Who wrote better English - George Lucas or William Shakespeare?
DARTH VADER
... will no longer be tolerated.
ORLANDO (As You Like It)
The spirit of my father grows strong in me, and I will no longer endure it.
#williamshakespeare #shakespeare #asyoulikeit #starwars #georgelucas #darthvader

Iran got cut off from the world on March 3?
Not new: Saddam Hussein shut the Internet down when the Iraq war started (2003).
(Easy enough: at the time, the whole of Iraq had two web servers (at the Baghdad university). Two.)
#iran #iranwar #IranMassacre‌ #iranrevolution #saddamhussein #saddam

DUKE SENIOR
Now, my co-mates and brothers in exile,
Hath not old custom made this life more sweet
Than that of PAINTED POMP? Are not these woods
More free from peril than the envious court?
(William Shakespeare, As You Like It)
#williamshakespeare #shakespeare #donaldtrump #donald #trump

The Islamic world is famous for its carpets.
#iran #iranwar #ayatollahs #IranMassacre‌ #IranRevolution2026‌ #iranrevolution

Does the alcoholic Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth provide free passage in the Strait of Hormuz?
TOBY
I'll drink as long as there is a passage in my throat and drink in Illyria.
(William #Shakespeare, Twelfth Night)
#williamshakespeare #petehegseth #iran #iranwar #straitofhormuz #hormuz

Donald Trump: "Open the fuckin' strait, you crazy bastards!"
We all know The Donald can't spell. Couldn't he speak of "creizy basterds"?
#donaldtrump #donaldjtrump #trump #donald #iran #iranwar #straitofhormuz #hormuz #quentintarantino #inglouriousbasterds #movie #movies #film #films

DONALD TRUMP
Open the fuckin' strait, you crazy bastards.
DUKE SENIOR
Art thou thus bolden'd, man, by thy distress,
Or else a rude despiser of good manners,
That in civility thou seem'st so empty?
(William Shakespeare, As You Like It)
#williamshakespeare #donaldtrump #trump #iran #straitofhormuz

The Strait of Hormuz? Legally, international waters ("high seas") are accessible to any ship free of charge.
Another fine mess created by Donald Trump and Marco Rubio...
#internationallaw #iran #iranwar #straitofhormuz #hormuz #donaldjtrump #donaldtrump #donald #trump #laurelandhardy

More talk about Amendment 25 lately.
"I shall do my friends no wrong, for I have none to lament me. Only in the world I fill up a place which may be better supplied when I have made it empty."
(Wiliam Shakespeare, As You Like It)
#williamshakespeare #shakespeare #donaldtrump #donaldjtrump #trump

2003: the Iraq Museum (Baghdad) was looted when Saddam's regime fell.
2015: ISIS ransacked the Mosul Museum.
2026: "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." (Donald Trump)
#donaldtrump #donaldjtrump #trump #donald #iran #iranwar #iraq #saddamhussein #saddam #ISIS

Architect Albert Speer abandoned Adolf Hitler when he issued his Nero Decree.
Donald Trump: "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again."
#nerodecree #albertspeer #adolfhitler #thirdreich #history #donaldjtrump #donaldtrump #donald #trump #iran #IranWar

FALSTAFF
My honest lads, I will tell you what I am about.
PISTOL
Two yards and more.
FALSTAFF
No quips now, Pistol. Indeed, I am in the waist two yards about, but I am now about no waste; I am about thrift.
#williamshakespeare #shakespeare #falstaff #donaldtrump #donaldjtrump #donald #trump #army

PRINCESS
Steve Witkoff hath plighted faith to me.
KATHARINE
And Trump was for my service born.
MARIA
Kushner is mine, as sure as bark on tree.
William Shakespeare, Love's Labour's Lost
#williamshakespeare #shakespeare #vladimirputin #putin #stevewitkoff #jaredkushner #ukraine #ukrainewar #russia

He hath never fed of the dainties that are bred in a book. He hath not eat paper; he hath not drunk ink. His intellect is not replenished. He is only an animal, only sensible in the duller parts.
William Shakespeare, Love's Labour's Lost
#williamshakespeare #shakespeare #donaldtrump #trump #MAGA