they also both turned in an assignment today with “i don’t know” for every answer. like what the fuck are we doing here

i have two eighth graders who INSIST they have to sit next to each other and that i am targeting them unfairly when i try to keep them apart. then when they do sit next to each other, one of them is screaming at me within five minutes about what the other one did to them. today: a shredded iPad case

reminder that betty yee had been running for governor for literally seven years

!!!!!!!!!!fart noises!!!!!!!!!

gotta say haley stevens and angie craig absolutely faceplanting their primaries is giving me life. even if it weren’t 2026, pushing so hard to the right is rarely a way to win a competitive democratic primary, right?? the fact that they both tried it and are both fucking up so hard is very funny

Sex in commercial buildings⁉️ It makes spicy headlines, but the truth is that bathhouses have a long history as safe spaces in the LGBTQIA+ community. Let’s repeal the bathhouse ban and make Minneapolis a city where our queer communities thrive. Thank you @jchavezmpls.bsky.social for leading this!

i made one comment on a video about graham platner like a week ago and i am still getting notifications from people arguing with me.

like, it’s very clear to me that he’s basically a libertarian and a white supremacist but like … go off, i guess. they really think they are doing something.

don’t worry y’all today’s even worse

Just in case anyone forgot, the nat'l leaders of Uncommitted begged the DNC to let them endorse Harris at the convention, then begged them for a meeting with her, got blown off, then told people to vote against Trump anyway. There was definitely someone not thinking past 1st order consequences!

Got it. By protest-voting against a sitting president in an effectively uncontested primary in spring 2024, I subliminally told people not to vote for another person in a general election 8 months later, even though I actively urged people to vote for her.

And I'm the one with a skills issue.

3-letter word: Dfl

Dfl

i support whichever candidate will vow to eradicate palantir and its owners

i love this song

this is where i am with every billionaire

Stonewall DFL Announces Decision in State Auditor Race For immediate release Stonewall DFL Announces Decision in State Auditor Race Saturday, April 18th, 2026 Minneapolis, Minnesota The Stonewall DFL Board of Directors is pleased to announce the followin...

Stonewall DFL is pleased to announce its decision in the race for Minnesota Auditor. Read more at our statement linked below!

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WHY COLD

Mr. Barnette doesn’t communicate with the City Council or the public, and is consistently unable to answer basic questions during meetings. The fact that this is potentially the first appointment voted down in City history is a reflection of past City Councils abdicating their role of oversight.

Anyone who looks to fairly judge nominees based on their current job performance would come to the conclusion that Toddrick Barnette is unfit for the role. In any normal job, if someone oversaw a department that unexpectedly overspent its budget by $20 million you would be immediately fired.

at work and nauseous with anxiety over my impending layoff 😎😎😎 extremely chill 😎😎😎

#survivor50 gets better every week because every week someone other than cirie goes home, cirie makes up a larger % of the remaining players which means more cirie screen time and higher chance of cirie winning

guess how many blizzards i accidentally dumped into the backseat of my dad’s car

guess how many blizzards i ordered

ABDULMENTUM

honestly lmao

this dairy queen made me late to a wedding in 2015 i don’t know what i was expecting

“i’m going to go get started on your food” 15 minutes after ordering ok i was not familiar with ur game 🔥🔥🔥🔥

i love visiting new dairy queens and reveling in how bad they are

There's definitely something going on with your car. I can hear it.

my dad: don’t get ur car fixed in the CITIES they will fix UNNECESSARY THINGS and OVERCHARGE YOU

also my dad: (has driven my car for three minutes):

barnette has done an objectively bad job. the frey machine refuses to take the L that they have earned.

republicans have too many contested 2026 primaries so it won’t work BUT pretty strong chance angie craig allies get desperate and make a last-ditch effort to get republican voters to vote for craig in the DFL primary, as happened in ilhan omar’s 2024 primary