i tried to watch a hockey game tonight but had to turn it off pretty quickly. within one minute flat they'd already broken basically every rule of basketball

i'm too busy focused on the fact that my one true baseball love needs the mandate of heaven to win games. without luck this team would've lost nine straight

despite living so close to them i truly do not give a fuck about the cubs. i've been writing down their scores every day and it just hit me that they've won seven straight

i hate the baltimore orioles and i hate how much i care about them

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my night is winding down and i realized that i have to go to drag myself out of bed tomorrow morning and go to fucking work

these fucking losers need the hand of god to win baseball games. they can never win normally because they fucking suck

these orioles are never going to win anything important in my lifetime

BREAKING: Bluesky is not DEAD. It just getting some dick. We've all been there cnn.com

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showing oomf challengers

commission for @pachipunch.bsky.social
AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST 👊🐘

Dallas concept sketches from a few months back

Bully

(On bluesky account) The way incel terminology has infiltrated the speech patterns of normal people deserves a lot more discussion imho (switching to twitter) just splattermaxxed my chud toilet lol

art of a computer desktop screen, with the emulator Visual Boy Advance open in a window in the middle. it displays a completely black screen, apart from white text in the center that reads "END?". speech bubbles are coming from the window, saying "We sure had a lot of fun, didn't we?" "Bye." "I wish we could always be together." "*giggle* That was fun!" "Goodbye." "Thanks." "Thanks for everything." "Let's meet again sometime. We can meet as many times as we want." the desktop background is the only thing not drawn, a heavily edited photograph of a field of sunflowers. in the corner, the date reads april 25th, 2012. that was the day I finished mother 3 for the first time.

i love you, too

i don’t think i got enough sleep x_x

it was really hard to get out of bed this morning

I'M STUCK IN A LOOP

the baltimore orioles are 3-5 over their last eight games and all three wins got the sarah langs wheeee! treatment

i have no words

ORIOLES WON????

oh i almost freaked out

this defense fucking stinks maan

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gunnar works a walk and then immediately gets picked off

adley back soon

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hanging out with friends tonight but i still feel the urge to put the orioles on in the background

i don’t get this post. is it supposed to be funny

My painting NORTHERN LAKE

very much into characters who are at least a little bit pathetic

'Your life is over, bitch' MLB decided against suspending a former baseball star accused of choking his ex-fiancée. She says the league's choice enabled his continued abuse

Olivia Finestead said she recorded this call a month after MLB completed its investigation. The voice she insists is Clevinger's tells her she's a "fucking prostitute" and says he's "coming for" her child.

She told a judge she had this footage. Also the cops.

And in 2023, she said she told MLB.

trans woman athlete who deliberately loses competitions against men in open categories she could beat because of the culture war controversy it could cause but she rebels specifically by making it that she always loses by exactly 1 point or a set amount of seconds