What’s your score on the apple test?

Movie podcast in my headphones: "And that was starring James Caan."

Me out loud: "Khaaaaan!!!"

My bewildered son: "… w h a t ?"

When they said "AI will increase productivity" I didn't realize they meant "AI code will crash the social media networks on which I procrastinate, forcing me to actually do my job"

Always believe conspiracy theories about companies changing or shelving characters because they're too popular in gay porn

Jake Long was altered because gays found him too sexy. Chris Redfield in RE7 looks Like That because gays found him too sexy. Kass isn't in TOTK because gays found him too sexy

bsky devs frantically buying more claude tokens and desperately asking it to make images load and it responds like "You're not just right-You're GENIUS. Images should load. It's just that simple. I will code that right up for you. First, in order to offset server costs, please enjoy this ad for KFC-

this jevil bores me. bringeth me out the pomni

Ideal relationship dynamic

eventually he was executed

In addition to proper sit-down broadcast interviews with journalists, PM Carney should also do townhalls, just like his predecessor did. This is an important moment and Canadians deserve to be more than passive recipients of Carney's 'Forward Guidance' one-way, top-down canned videos.

#CdnPoli

Not least because to be frank the PM needs to hear from people outside the bubble of corporate lobbyists that it currently appears he lives in:

We don't need a saviour leader who hands down instruction.

More than anything right now to protect democracy: we need one who listens to the most at risk.

Posted without comment because I know so many comments will be forthcoming….

Every time Doug gets caught doing stuff even his supporters don't like he always says "we moved too fast" and I wish I knew that line when I was 12 and got caught doing stuff I knew was wrong.

Literal chat btwn me and my editor after publishing Friday's column:

Ed: You need to write about the Gravy Plane next

Me: Hang on, let's see if they dig in on this or bail before Monday

I mean sure that’s the dream right?

Exclusive: PM Carney declares U.S. ties now a ‘weakness’ in address to Canadians In a direct address to the nation, Prime Minister Mark Carney has reframed Canada's long-standing relationship with the United States as a 'weakness' that must be urgently corrected under the shadow o...

I genuinely don’t understand why CTV News is billing this as an “exclusive” or running it with a “breaking news” chyron on TV

The article literally describes this as a “pre-recorded address” and links to a video on Carney’s YouTube page

MAY 2: Jane's Walk on Stittsville Main Street (2026) - Glen Gower | Councillor / Conseiller | Stittsville Jane’s Walk is a pedestrian-focused event that improves urban literacy by offering insights into local history, planning, design, and civic engagement through the simple act of walking and observing. ...

I'm hosting another Jane's Walk on Stittsville Main Street on Saturday, May 2: glengower.ca/events/may-2...

Carney is right: Hope isn’t a plan, but nostalgia seems to be the strategy.

Harper-era tax cuts to spur 2026 investment? We already know: lower corp taxes don’t buy productivity—they drive share buybacks and dividends.

This is a Canada strong for some, not for all. Throwback tax policy. 👎 #cdnpoli

Local man says junior staffer using government credit card accidentally bought private jet while out buying Timmy's for team meeting.

Doug Ford backs off government plane purchase, seeks to sell aircraft Just days after announcing plans to buy a private jet, Ontario Premier Doug Ford says the province will now move to sell its newly acquired plane, acknowledging concerns about the timing and cost of t...

If he doesn't sell it for the exact same amount as he bought it, I think Ontarians should have the right to take the difference off of our taxes, idgaf if that's "not how money works"

www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/arti...

A screengrab from a youtube video. Mark Carney is seen in profile with the words "FORWARD GUIDANCE WITH PRIME MINISTER MARK CARNEY" layered over.

The PM is calling his new regular updates 'Forward Guidance'. Is that supposed to be cute?

For anyone who doesn't know, that's pure central bank language. Central banks use forward guidance to provide info about monetary policy directions.

Do we really need a central bank glossary?

#CdnPoli

Deer My Friends

My goverments bin so busy pertecting Ontario we axidentally bought a privutt jet but I am for the people and I like to jump in my truck and go talk to regular folks so I desided I don't need a jet and now that we got caught with it we will sell it for parts like Ontario.

Premair

Comedy and Tragedy, the bb and puppet swaps! Tragedy is based off of grey puppet! wow! so cool!

what if fnaf was like...fucked up and swapped...like some king of....fnafswap...aha...whaaat
#fnaf #fivenightsatfreddys

Mordecai Heller from Lackadaisy sipping a cup of tea with a cupcake over to his left

Got places to be today, but I managed to bust out a little birthday doodle for my boy Elijah Metzger

Happy Birthday Killer Joe!
#lackadaisy

I don't post on social media very often. But i wanted to share these pictures of my latest finished fursuit/cosplay of Rocky Rickaby from #lackadaisy

Pictures take by @batteryfox.bsky.social

The Lackadaisy: War in Life

Can't believe it's been 3 years since the pilot was released

🎉 I rewatched it and did this for fun! 🎉

#lackadaisy #lackadaisyfanart #lackadaisycats #illustration #art #drawing

A thumbnail image for the musical animated short, Lackadaisy - Last Call. It pictures singer Mitzi May with a banjo, standing before a mic under a blue spotlight. Behind her are gangsters Viktor Vasko, Atlas May, and Mordecai Heller, cast in shades of red.

Lackadaisy - "Last Call" won an Ursa Major award for dramatic short! ursamajorawards.org/UMA_2025.htm

Credit to @thequeencryptid.bsky.social and @bryanteohmusic.bsky.social for the music, @fablepaint.bsky.social and the team of artists who worked on it, and @glitchprod.com of course. Thank you!!

i love bringing people i know into a fandom

(i just played the lackadaisy card game with my sisters and grandparents it was fun)
#lackadaisy

Reference Pics of Mordecai Heller 🖤⚜️🎩🏵️✨

#LackadaisyMordecai #MordecaiHeller #LackadaisyFandom #LackadaisyCats #LackadaisyArts #Lackadaisy #MordecaiLackadaisy

Rocky Twinning TF!

This honestly had too many different versions to count o-o

Requested by CyberFox on DeviantArt!

#Lackadaisy #Tf #Transformation #RockyLackadaisy #MordecaiLackadaisy
#TwinningTF

Rambley TF

Featuring my Friend White :D

#Tf #Transformation #TFTuesday #Rambley #Raccoon #IndigoPark