what

“Militiamen”/“rebel fighters” have full kit and even some semblance of god damn air support these days. These aren’t the insurgents with the odd mortar of yesteryear. They’re fully-fledged legs of the deterrence efforts of regional powers.

War has changed.

I use buffer to xpost bangers from twitter onto here

Tommy Lefroy is doing things musically and emotionally that shouldn’t be possible

Every time I mention that I’m torn between spending retirement as a kooky old guy in a log cabin in the woods vs as a kooky old guy in an Airstream in the desert, every single person, no matter how long they’ve known me, is immediately like “oh you’re 100% the desert kind”

call me anything you like but don’t lump me in with that moron. I at least care about other human beings

If you can’t learn the grade school lessons, I shudder to think how the rest of your education stuck

said “I’m looking for the Isabella to my Ferdinand” to our Puerto Rican head of recruiting and I saw him gain a new favorite phrase to describe himself and his wife in real time

Keep your appeasement of fascists in the Sudetenland

those who would give up on freedom deserve none

cite your source on the majority claim

all my friends on the frontlines are happy to deal with that problem after victory

guy who is both annoyed at earth for having too many clouds and also loves rain (me)

I am God’s strongest Houston hater

if you don’t want your opponent to plant their flag midfield in your house, beat them. It’s that simple.

it’s either clear landmines later or lose the war and face gross oppression at best and genocide at worst.

Or should we instead deploy American troops and airpower to directly engage Russian forces?

Ukraine actually has wealth and industrial capacity to do it themselves.

Also, UKRAINE IS LITERALLY ASKING FOR THEM. LET THEM DEFEND THEMSELVES.

shoutout Buffer

simulpoasting to three twitteresque apps at once. The future is now.

my stepfather is very Swiss but became a huge Dallas Cowboys fan after moving to the states in the 90s

it’s always hilarious hearing his Swiss German accent yelling “WHY DON’T YOU CALL A TIMEOÜÜÜT”

Every time I mention that I’m torn between spending retirement as a kooky old guy in a log cabin in the woods vs as a kooky old guy in an Airstream in the desert, every single person, no matter how long they’ve known me, is like “oh you’re 100% the desert kind”

Source?

late at night, down a YouTube rabbit hole, wishing I’d made things work with that boring ass woman who at least had a dropout membership

if i ever say the words "the intersection of sports and pop culture" aloud in sequence my corporeal form will instantly vaporize. it's not that i will have died, exactly, so much that i will never have existed at all

cringe. maybe one day someone will choose to love you and you’ll get better.

holy shit get a life

I need to write a bot that takes my tweets and copies them here

if I follow you on twitter but don’t follow you here please lmk so I can correct that