That fact also comes to mind >w>

Tiny mouse paws come to mind!

Thank you :D!!

If that were my purpose in life my new purpose would be to join a jrpg party intent on killing god

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THE PAIN IS REAL. The amount of cookies I've made that turn out to be more cake-like is too darn high!

Cakey cookies are good, but I rarely make them intentionally 😭

😵‍💫💦💦💦

Aaaaaaahhhhomf~ <3

And if I made a joke about you sticking to me on my belly or my thighs or something, it'd definitely just be a joke! For that very reason! Couldn't be anything more nefarious <3

Yeah!! Must just be a silly prank!

It would be a totally funny joke! Imagine getting eaten by a little puffball... Hahaha~ <3

Haha wouldn't it be so funny if....

I think we should all start doing this in general.

"Hbomberguy is my favorite freak"

See how much better that sounds, everyone? Take note!

Oh no chat he's far too gone, terminally puppybrained smh

I've been to good ones and I can verify they do serve entire pumpkins

pckt.blog/b/jcalabro/a...

The postmortem of the *last* big outage shows that it was because they DOS'd themselves through vibecoded slop.

Thank you :D!!

My queen 🥺💖🩷💖🩷💖

YESSSS!!! I LOVE HIMB YA KNOW!!!!

Drawing digimon at a furmeet :3

INDEEEED 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Thirsty posting but like dang I uh
Just thinking about getting casually fed to someone/something.

Like oh, you caught me rummaging through your cupboards or scurrying along your floor? "I guess you want to be snake food." or something 😵

They have much better food waiting for them in their pantry anyways! The lizard, however? Will consider you a feast!

The vacuum will at least make sure you stay out of the aforementioned better food!

Yesssss all of these omg 😵‍💫💦💦.

Not even treated with enough dignity to be worth eating by the person who caught you. But not so much that you'll escape the food chain....~

Turning an unexpected house pest into nutrients for your house plant.... 😵‍💫💦

Yesssss exactly 😵‍💫😵‍💫!! Kept around just long enough to be mildly amusing, before tossed to someone else to deal with you, or just... dropped into a food bowl or a terrarium. Complete food status 😵‍💫

Eep!

Oooh absolutely >>!! Your size giving you a new designation in their mind that is closer to food than friend :3

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

I tend to be more mouse sized myself, but micro to a micro size ratios is definitely a fun one~ :3