Cleveland Guardians Prospect Report: 4/18/26 Bazzana finds first 2026 homer, Kahlil Watson's approach continues to evolve

Cleveland #Guardians Prospect Report: 4/18/26
Bazzana finds first 2026 homer, Kahlil Watson's approach continues to evolve
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Bernie and AOC are two of the most popular democrats among independent and republican-registered voters. Nominating candidates who have their endorsement and share their politics is an obvious winning move for Democrats. Makes you wonder why Schumer’s party won’t do it 🤔

This is a bucket of extreme profiles that can work offensively.

If you whiff a ton, you just can't chase. And you have to hit the snot out of the ball.

Or you can not whiff, chase, and hit the ball just hard enough at good angles

I met my wife the old fashioned way.

She followed me on Twitter. Liked my posts. I did nothing. Then she found me on tinder and told me she wanted me to slide into her DMs lol.

These people are gross.

Cleveland Guardians Prospect Report: 4/17/26 Walters dominates in rehab; Braylon Doughty shows off quality stuff in double-header start

Cleveland #Guardians Prospect Report: 4/17/26
Walters dominates in rehab; Braylon Doughty shows off quality stuff in double-header start

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As we've said for the last 10 years.

But dont worry, because people will still convince themselves that voting for kamala is no different that m@ga

Based on my experience in marketing, only a MASS % of opt outs would make them re-consider strategy. And mass would be like...10%

Anything named "positive impact" after this twit is a misnomer.

No calls somehow. But I'm not kidding when I say 10+ texts a day.

I got 2 more texts in the time I sent this skeet.

Does anyone else get 90+ texts a day from Democratic campaigns across the country?

I've selectively donated $5 and $10 here and there to certain campaigns (Amy Acton mostly)
But the amount of texts is out of control.

Don't get me wrong. I'd rather they win than m@g@. But my goodness folks .

As Bob Lemon once said, The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen.

Cleveland has no friends right now

Cleveland Guardians Prospect Report: 4/16/26 Big night for pitching in the org between Jackson Humphries, Joey Oakie and Josh Hartle

Cleveland #Guardians Prospect Report: 4/16/26
Big night for pitching in the org between Jackson Humphries, Joey Oakie and Josh Hartle
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Double-header timing and still recovering from some ailments this week, so no in-person minor league games for me this week yet.

But - #Guardians minor league game of the day

4:05 PM ET - Kash Mayfield vs Braylon Doughty in Lake County should be fun.

Locked On Guardians 4.17.26

⚾️Parker Messick JUST misses Guardians history
⚾️Jose Ramirez stays hot
⚾️Juan Brito's defense and Cade Smith's strange struggles

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Thank you. He sure does

I only learned two weeks ago from Bob Dibaisio that there were multiple 10 cent beer nights and a five cent beer nights. And only that one caused chaos. Totally new knowledge for me.

So he allowed a solo homer tonight.
But Daniel Espino is back. It's mostly unfathomable that he survived two shoulder surgeries and 3 years from pitching to come back to these kinda numbers.

#Guardians

Yes actually. Because Bob disappeared quickly after.

Also what does it say about me that when I type in Bob the first last night that comes up as a suggestion in my phone is Hamelin?

If you believe in coincidences, the Guardians showed off the Bob Feller no hitter glove before the game

Obviously the Orioles signed Pete Alonso for his glove at first base.

Cleveland Guardians Prospect Report 4/14/26 Strong rehab outing for Walters; Lake County explodes on offense

Cleveland #Guardians Prospect Report 4/14/26
Strong rehab outing for Walters; Lake County explodes on offense

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Going to be there Friday depending how I'm feeling

Cleveland Guardians Prospect Report 4/12/26 LaViolette hits first pro homer, Valera wraps up rehab in Columbus

Cleveland #Guardians Prospect Report 4/12/26
LaViolette hits first pro homer, Valera wraps up rehab in Columbus
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one of many reasons i will never accept abandoning my trans siblings or the broader queer community for the purposes of "a bigger tent"

Agreed. But I wont miss the FanDuel app honestly.

Regional networks arent carrying playoff games this year. So this is it

Cleveland Guardians Prospect Report: 4/11/26 Watson goes off, Ralphy continues to shine

Cleveland #Guardians Prospect Report: 4/11/26
Watson goes off, Ralphy continues to shine
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Oh and the orange blowhard is at a UFC fight

The amount of stupidity and hate you have to have equally to support this is alarming