Why the fuck are an invasive species protected in Victoria and Tasmania? Money. Fuck I hate people. #ohDeer

It’s not like you said median or anything…

Oh wait…

Happy International Oh Yeah Yesterday Was 420 Day Day to a those who celebrate! #fourtwenty

And normal.

Cool.

How much oil can you fit in a cruise ship cabin? Ask g for a friend.

The pained “eh” noise he makes…

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Not AI. Not a distortion of the truth. Just a psycho colonial fuck doing psycho colonial fuck stuff. Cool and fucken normal.

Yeah. For a few years now.

Down to the “the kids don’t read enough” talking points also employed by the likes of Hillary Clinton.

Because sacking him won’t help.

Well Done just used the term “warfighters”. Fuck. Off.

#auspol

On a related note - my new favourite euphemism for the same word is “The Monosyllable” from around the 18th century.

Fitte - Norwegian for “mate” if ya catch my drift.

A friend who moved to Oslo pointed to an older couple out for a bit of Nordic walking (with ski poles) and asked “If they got more fitter using poles than without?”. Much merriment was caused from all accounts.

The bible famously says “an eye for an eye”. I can’t remember whether it was for or against it but it definitely says it.

Guess what Angus. Not every Australian is that great either. Gonna paint the rest of us with the same brush as well? Fuck. Off. Flog. #auspol

Weird way to spell “legend”.

Weird way to spell “legend”.

NYP headline calling legend who damaged c130 in Ireland a lunatic and maniac.

Weird way to spell “hero”. #fuckTrump

Who?

Angus Taylor just admitted the Libs had an inflation problem. Well done Angus. #auspol #WellDoneAngus

Cool. Then think about your original comment and see where there may be an issue.

And now I will have The Butthole Surfers’ smash hit Sweat Loaf in my head all night.

This is a good thing.

Thank you.

You do know ISIS hate Hamas and Hezbollah (and vice versa) yeah?

Remember when Israel “would never bomb hospitals so it must have been [insert current target here]”? Think we’re up to something like 70 hospitals bombed in Gaza and Lebanon now. Not much mention of it. Awesome stuff. #hospitalsarenottargets

Her brow is so furrowed it may swallow her whole head.

Placing a Polymarket bet that there will be a global famine in the next 6 months so I can starve in class.

Or, more accurately, cowardly obedience versus absolute fucken numpties.

And if you’re prone to distraction (love you ADHD!) and you do get a layer “stuck” rice at the bottom of the pan you can leave it there, turn heat up a bit and make a crispy snack for later.

Na. Leadership ambition is not moral clarity.