jack schlossberg manically spam posting after a breakup, he’s so me

MAMAAAAAAAA

the vibe i bring to the function

we just need a drafts feature on here and we’re golden

my mom asking what he’s even popular for and i said “nothing good, that’s for sure”

oh well

hey mike tyson i’m gonna need you to lock tf in

I’m gonna need drafts over here imminently I never let a thought fly without at least a couple minutes to stew

LMFAOOOO

you’re so right

i didn’t get mcr tickets. i’m DEVASTATED

running in circles

i think this song is awesome. just putting it out there. idk who this girl is but she seems so awesome cool hot humble sexy and also super funny and clever open.spotify.com/track/5qy2pA...

i’ve been pronouncing bluesky like blooski in my head this whole time and it’s just now occurring to me that it is in fact not that. whatever no one can stop me