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I also just have to pee, I’ve been cold and just walked into a warm house.

SneezingWithWetMascara followed me and I almost peed myself like a dog that’s missed their person all day.

Debating on redownloading Wattpad so I can write again, but I may just write on docs instead. Why not both actually? 🤔

I love how even cat people hate their cats. Then get mad about it when I say something about not likening them. Enough with the double standard, Janet.

😂😂 @jadekitsune.bsky.social

For real. Rude as frick.

Now why did y’all morning people decide jobs were based at 9:00-5:00 while we were sleeping? Assholes.

In this house, we narrate the dogs’ thoughts.

Soulmate sounds like what Satan puts in his coffee.

“You’re so chill!” Thanks, I gave up 🙂

Today’s yoga pose is Downward Spiral.

I’m in traumatic event from getting my face tatted, so keep it up.

If I’ve ever opened up to you I was joking.

Me in heaven: Yo which cloud the dispensary in?

God: Get out.

Person giving me directions: “You can’t miss it.”

Me: “Wanna bet?”

Gonna start call people’s opinions of me “fan theories.”

My facial expressions will never be completely customer service friendly.

Body dysmorphia or god complex what are we feelin’ today?

Some of y’all are so cool, I don’t understand why your dad left 😕 gg though 🩷

Adult life is trying to find a will to live, getting tired of trying to find it, giving up, getting high and taking a bath before absolutely zonking out.

I have yet to remember what I was thinking about, it’s gone forever now I guess.

A glory hole but for petting puppies.

One thing I love about working in the pet industry is that when someone says their dog doesn’t really trust people I can say: “Same little dude, same” and have a laugh with the owner and both of us move on with our day.

Also tail wags.

Trying to pronounce different antibiotic’s scientific names out loud is believed so sound as though you’re trying to pronounce an athletes last name.

So… what the hell did Jehovah even witness? Poverty? If that’s it, then call me Jehovah.

The thing I hate most about being an overly creative writer is that I have so many ideas but so little motivation because I always get stuck in the middle of my books.

I have at least 4 unfinished projects. 4… hundred, that is. Anyway I’m gonna rewatch The Walking Dead now.

a small female fawn colored pug chewing a chew toy on the floor

a second shot of avocado

avocado says hi