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when I was a kid, I really wanted to have to wear glasses (I wasn't the only one, right?) but now, as an adult who's worn them for 15+ years and can't wear contacts, man do I find glasses annoying to wear.

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3 months ago 0 0 0 0

I'm on a bus having the absolute worst time - the person next to me is eating something very loudly, the person behind me has their text notification sound on at max volume, and there's an empty glass bottle rolling around on the floor.

I might literally jump out of the window before the next stop.

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

(also hi, I'm back)

3 months ago 3 0 0 0

maturing is realising that, whilst on a very busy platform, waiting an extra minute for the next tube is significantly better than squeezing onto the tube that's just pulled in.

3 months ago 3 0 0 0

Jade's set at Glasto should be studied.

it is PERFECTION.

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

if I wanted to buy a refurbished/second-hand MacBook Pro, where's the best place to get one from?

I'm currently looking at CeX and Back Market, but maybe I'm missing somewhere better...

11 months ago 0 1 0 0

so we're all agreed that All Stars 10 is turning out to be surprisingly good, right?

10 months ago 1 0 0 0
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has anyone else in London been suffering with the absolute worst hayfever today?!

10 months ago 2 0 1 0

oooh, are they still taking on new clients? I've been thinking of doing the same recently!

11 months ago 0 0 0 0

I'm seeing this on Thursday and I cannot bloody wait

11 months ago 0 0 1 0

if I wanted to buy a refurbished/second-hand MacBook Pro, where's the best place to get one from?

I'm currently looking at CeX and Back Market, but maybe I'm missing somewhere better...

11 months ago 0 1 0 0

what is it about flying that brings out the worst in people?

it's also baffling when people are rude to flight attendants for just trying to do their job.

don't like the rules? then don't take the flight!

11 months ago 1 0 0 0
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CUNTISSIMO MARINA ยท CUNTISSIMO ยท Song ยท 2025

well this is just incredible

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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this little bastard has been the bane of my life today

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Last One Laughing on Prime Video is genuinely some of the best funny telly I've watched in AGES

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

if anyone I know got Lady Gaga tickets today and has any to spare, I'd be very happy to buy one from you ๐Ÿฅน

1 year ago 1 0 2 0
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this week feels like it's been eleventy years long already and it's only bloody Tuesday

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

if I wasn't at work today I would have absolutely busted out the gay springtime uniform

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

I am hysterically jealous! I bet that first day of spring there is utterly GLORIOUS.

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

anyone who knows me well knows I don't really like hot weather, but the heat and sunshine today in London have been restorative.

I feel like an entirely new person.

(also yes I know it was only 19ยฐC and still a bit windy, but let me live).

1 year ago 5 0 2 0
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Perfect Celebrity Lady Gaga ยท MAYHEM ยท Song ยท 2025

this is BY FAR the best song on the album (after Abracadabra and Disease, obvs)

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

just watched the final episode of Big Boys and I am an absolute fucking mess

1 year ago 1 0 1 0
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me whenever I listen to Run Away With Me by Carly Rae Jepson

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

I am seemingly very behind the times... did you enjoy it?

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

I have 'Evenings & Weekends' in the queue to read, and hear very good things about it.

1 year ago 0 0 1 0
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Style (Taylor's Version)

I will *never* skip this

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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let's dance at your birthday!

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

such a banger! I'm so excited for the album

1 year ago 1 0 1 0
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Abracadabra Lady Gaga ยท Abracadabra ยท Song ยท 2025

it's giving ARTPOP b-side and I'm obsessed

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

haha! I've thought the same before, but the lady next to me (in a middle seat) was very lovely, and we chatted a bit as we were getting seated. I enjoyed making a new friend!

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