I'm inferring through omission that no one says STEP ON THE GAS in the movie... 😭

Babe... to see you, it's like... my eyes have given birth to the most wonderful visions of my brain ❤️‍🩹

it's heavily implied but never explicitly stated in the mega man games that whenever Dr. Light is pictured shoulders-up, he is tugging off one of his robots offscreen

I hated Gulliver for his travels.

I hated Gilligan for his island.

This will, in my experience, not achieve 100% efficacy unless it also prods your undercarriage Just A Little. I don't like it that much, but it's true

breathtaking

every girl's crazy 'bout a pod-cassed man

the french popularized the idea of "le petit mort", but it's less well-known that they also conceived the idea of The Big Death, where you jack off so good your whole family dies

I hate it when a solenoid does anything

Ahhn~... I'm so well-fed.... ❤️‍🩹

Inventeing the world's Most Gulpable Drink ... who wants to help!!!!!

Everyone please keep a sickly little boy of your choice in your thoughts tonight.

vimeo.com/179945753 exactly 43 minutes in

I've been thinking almost a little recently, and I think maybe the best standup bit of all time is Zach Galifianakis' toddler with a beard who says "my beawd huwrts! I don't WIKE having a beauwd!!!"

My smartest opinion? Probably that God is Real.

thought this was uhh yeah dude

looked at the picture before reading the quote and had the same thought

as soon as I find a way to be fundamentally at peace, content with myself and my surroundings, I swear I will change my name. to Lovely Lifehaver

I love to be Stinky

you know things like steel, tree, rock, dirt? wet bread reddit hates these, because they're not wet bread. if it's dry bread they hate that too. uneasy truce with /r/moistbread gets shakier by the day

it's sooooo predictable what wet bread reddit will like... I'm frankly over it. yeah man we get it, you don't like concrete or spoons or plywood. sorry I'm not a loaf of ciabatta you found at the bottom of Lake Superior....

Brutal to call - they're all former Hollywood Handbook guests so it's impossible to say who will prevail

Wendy's House - Snowboard Kids 2 YouTube video by Skaz9000

This song fucks. This song makes kids. This song is the legal guardian of children, such as myself, 2. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDGi...

"One for The City, two for The Hive,
three for The Jelly that keeps us alive,
four for The Mayor, five for The Queen,
Six for The Hand that remains unseen,
Seven for The Cell, 8 for The Wall,
and nine for The Gate that guards us all."

-Bee Rhyme

to make an extremely targeted response, various RPG Maker games from YBK (really just Y) specifically were the first time I heard:
* DKC 2 - Mining Melancholy
* Snowboard Kids 2 - Wendy's House

~ fond memory remain's.... ~

big co-signing for this game bsky.app/profile/impo...

Venomians

Tolkien was wrong — the most mellifluous phrase in the English language is "Stinky Baby"

I hate it when my business paradigms align with agentic objectives or whatever