this threads app is incredible stuff guys I just got called an international criminal for my barista crimes lmao

genuinely what the fuck is going on

what the fuck is going on

"i just want to be heard!"
"you're a white man in baltimore! we've heard enough of you already!"

if you saw me screaming at a jesus freak with a speaker to shut the fuck up today, yes you did actually

on my very first playthrough and I can't convince myself to leave my little home in whiterun! I love having my neighbors

hooray yay!

can people in other cities buy ice cream with impunity without having to worry about a five-minute wait for the bus turn into almost an hour? or is cleaning melted ice cream out of bags a baltimore sport thanks to the @mta.maryland.gov

the Baltimore 4/20 stoner metal fest ended its run by *checks notes* once again not booking the show on the date april twenty

we love an alternate fingering

idk if im just bitter (owners promised multiple times they'd hire me and never did it) but i hate the attitude of everyone who works there

just now noticing that the corner pantry's extremely carefully curated social media presence is devoid of a single face of any of the workers who make it possible. no employee highlights at all.

the owner, emily, despises every single person she has to give a paycheck to.

turkey, kale, sweet potato stew on the stove. other boys are eating kibble but im getting the farmers dog 🙂‍↕️

young security guard at work comes over and asks us (two queers lol) for advice on how to talk to women. we're like ok. first question. did you vote for tr*mp.
he says he's refused to vote at all.
incorrect buzzer sound.

this was me on friday, except when I then hauled butt down to other CVS they didn't have my rx at all ;(

flashing this to the silver driver tomorrow morning

we're viewing it the wrong way. appendix is the only important organ, everything else is vestigial

Lmao eat shit Viktor Orban

good thing about being broke and having to ration out my remaining food is that im slimming down for swimsuit season 👙

The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.

grinchy and fabulous

gonna feel so good to just not anymore

not as if the rare thin and tenuous threads holding me to this plane of living are getting more and more frayed and transparent

doesn't feel great to have to tell the one single person (no exaggeration) who spends time with me that our hangouts are making me even more depressed somehow

what I look like at any given moment is actually not really my problem - it’s yours

would be nice if my medicaid did the medicaid thing but unfortunately it is not

fyi the new bench at charles/25th is the exact same one that the mayor sat on during his sotc speech last week (trust me im a woodworker)

a point blank slate

okay but I don't deserve any social contact? like none? none at all? what did I do

the whole "is the barista flirting with me or is it just his job to be nice" dilemma doesn't apply when you're as ugly as I am lol