might fuck around and completely change every single thing about my life

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

They say you should do something that scares you at least once a day. Tomorrow I abandon my family.

big fucking sigh my guys

my favorite gun is a sword

will you be there - song by michael jackson from the free willy soundtrack

today’s vibes

LMAO

The pedophile king of the United States staring glumly at The Button.

maybe we’re absolutely fucked, or maybe it’s maybeline

master of muppets

Brakes are great if you feel like slamming on something

swag can heal this broken world

omg i LOVE kung fury!!!! the guy who scored it also scored turbo kid, which is another fun, over the top gorey movie <3

oh right, goodfellas. well good luck, henry!!

also they all want to be italian

which one i honestly wasn’t paying attention to any of them lmfao

well GOOD then. i love goofy, gorey, over the top shit haha. like some of my fav movies are evil dead 1 & 2 (along with army of darkness), turbo kid, shaun of the dead, and what we do in the shadows. so i’ll give it a shot, thanks for the rec

i’m trying to expand my horizons and understand the male mind

i’m assuming this is the 4 part movie series with sylvester stallone? never watched it but i love rocky and rambo (my favorite childhood dog’s name was adrian) so i’ll give it a chance

then do it coward

been told i’m a “cinephile” by many men. so i decided to dive into their idea of cinema by finally watching the godfather 1 & 2, goodfellas, and scarface. my conclusion is that men are just fucking stupid and they all want to be badass criminals but don’t have the balls or money to do so

i am super poor in money but i am super rich in trinkets and antiques so i need the concept of bartering & trading to come back pls

nobody ever wants to just sit around and show each other their favorite music videos anymore

Trending dumbfuck

i’m wearing a chartreuse green dress at a gary numan show and i feel like The Rainbow Fish in a sea of black

skip ur so little and so hilarious

i will love and encourage and protect my trans friends at all costs

i want. to listen to. iggy pop

I’ve been trying on the same pair of pants since 1989 (it’s the world’s biggest pair of pants & I have been free-falling down one of what I assume is one of the legs—it’s hard to tell, it’s so dark in here—for 36 years).

I'll tell you the same thing I tell everyone else - hello, how are you