NOT nOW my actual laundry Mommy's playing another indie game where you decorate someone else's pretend house

Hextrose

What an absolute banger of a card for the times, though.

I forgot Recoup only hit sorceries.

tweet from @theseantcollins: JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh

tweet from @david8hughes: Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas

there are two absolutely canonical Good Friday posts

Cover to the Better than Ezra single for “Good”

Thirty-one years ago today, the New Orleans-based alternative rock band Better than Ezra released its hit single “Good,” marking the first-ever Good Friday, which has now grown into a major holiday celebrated throughout the world.

The means-testing thing is so pernicious man. Designed in a lab to sow resentment, degrade the public good, shrink services and transfer costs away from government coffers and to individuals’ post-tax income

this is just a scene from the next Aphex Twin drop

I played the Atari 2600 ET.

in honor of holy week, here’s the objective best tumblr post

Twitter user @futurevictim_ writes: the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard This was on the 20th anniversary of 9/11

Also this gem

Love Picross, hate yourself?

Sounds like you would enjoy Picross randomizer!

302 puzzles. Infinite seeds.

github.com/ByteOrderMarc/picross-randomizer

unironically loving that it tells you the result of the flip the moment you hit the flip button, this might be the preferred speedrunning version of the game now

now updated with my thoughts on Aham's film that Lindy co-wrote, Thin Skin

uggggggggggggggggggggh

lmao what the actual fuck

It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you.

If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can.

Everyone give this a share after.

hello 👋 i have developed a new tool called blüuümpíi. blüuümpíi will convert every file on your hard drive to a .wav file without asking you, maximize your system volume, and play them on every bluetooth speaker you have ever connected to. if you offer feedback on blüuümpíi i will take legal action

JamesFnX - Twitch Link to the Past Randomizer - Ladder Crosskeys 2024 - Back from vacation, let's see how much I forgot - !asyncs for the Asyncs site

Back from my trip and one day of vacation left, so let's get mad at a video game or play good or something

Crosskeys on the ALttPR Ladder

Damn they were right. This thing really has NO games on it

Coop from Interstellar piloting a spaceship and saying "This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years"

your grandparents voting for reagan

Final Fantasy Meme Balthier: Listen up fives a ten is speaking Balthier: Fran, can we talk, one ten to another Fran: I'm an eleven but go on

I’m opposed to the Seattle/Bellevue light rail because I don’t want crime coming into my neighborhood. Everyone in Bellevue is doing tax fraud and I don’t feel safe around them

Got to draft Ravnica/Guildpact/Dissension with @gavinverhey.bsky.social and others on the last night of boat and what a fun format if you enjoy 2 for 1s. (I do.) Mark of Eviction + Steamcore Weird or Vedalken Dismisser was a menace, and triple Rakdos Ickspitter or Invoke the Firemind as a wincon.

can it be closed down sooner

finding out chick norris is dead from a @rhythmik.bsky.social shitpost seems incredibly fitting

rest in piss, walker, texas racist

Film crew and onlookers in front of a bar with a sign saying CHASERS

Got to the karaoke bar frequently filled with transsexuals and you are not going to believe what a film shoot has temporarily renamed it

Due to high geopolitical tensions, sports fans are temporarily required to contextualize their posts, for example:

❌ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK
✔️ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK how did he make that basketball go in the hole