are you gonna reinvestigate the hole?? so curious about what was wriggling in there

one of my big ones is having a "handle"—when i was new on twitter i basically only talked about poetry, & then people associated me with poetry & would start sending me poems

(please continue doing this btw)

ooh general-purpose too, dangerous

i bet we can crowdsource this! what are some ways to get good at interacting on social media?

phew i was worried!!!

did you ever make it

can you write me a permission slip

Hey everyone, welcome to the friendliest parts of the internet! 😍

Please come and say hi! What keeps you busy these days?

ok gang help me out here

i just got a sample of a new perfume that i think smells delicious (sloth by zoologist) but most of the internet reviews are like "smells like WEIRD SWEATY DIRT. this is NOT FOR EVERYONE"

so my question is, how many spritzes can i wear to the dentist's in good conscience

don't get too comfortable

this is why tumblr is the past present & future of social media

as beta users we have the ability to shape the culture of bluesky & create the social media experience we want, i.e., anyone who doesn't send me good poems to enjoy is getting instantly reported