i like running at night — it’s peaceful, it’s quiet, and my survival instincts were never great to begin with

if i get through april 15 without plotting anyone’s disappearance, that’s a win

oooh i need to browse uber eats

no, i’m fnie. i have a solid inventory

IIIIIIJMMMMMMMM. FFFFIIIIINNNNNNEEEEE

very true 😂🤣

im fiin

can’t

im not emotionally stable enough to prepare an engagement letter right now. sorry, malpractice insurance

current hawai‘i forecast: expect rain, wind, and a general sense of betrayal.

its cute how my brain panics about pleasing a client I’d be happy to see go elsewhere

super helpful

at this point my body is basically a capri sun someone stepped on

im fine

my brain kinda feels like it’s airplane mode rn and suspect it’s not coming out of airplane mode until after 4/15

thoughts and prayers for my clients

is this legal advice?

today has been a really shitty day (im fine, just a lot of back/hip pain that no amount of drugs is helping), but just checked the IRS Transcript Delivery Service (TDS) and some client's W-2s for 2025 have been posted.

#TaxTwitter

i like when lawyers say “this law has no teeth” like it’s a law with poor dental hygiene

yes

I LOVE WHEN THE CLIENTS THINK WE MAKE THE TAX RULES

LOVE IT!

at least someone thinks im powerful

when I worked at a cpa firm, I remember staring at my monitor and genuinely wondering: if I just…peed myself right now, would they finally let me go home

what's a distribution? what's a loan? idk and neither do the clients

i hate it here

I guess we’ll set ourselves ablaze again tomorrow… tradition is tradition

im fine...toasty, but fine

im proud of all you tax pros who didn't kill anyone...yet

when you see $100k + of capital gains distributions you weren't expecting and are like fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff🤢

ur a gift, matt ❤️

thats how little time i have to answer ur quick question

hey, if you show up to a client meeting without pants, at least no one can accuse you of wasting time putting them on

that’s a fair bet

we’re all one unknown basis away from a mental breakdown

mi Fnie

i wanna start a new linkedin profile where all i claim to do is sell my farts in a jar and i want to proudly call myself an entrepreneur/philanthropist