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Drake trying to troll anyone is just hilariously sad.

Fancy or no, red wing blackbirds remind me of my childhood. I love it!

This is fun, but maybe the Reds should save some of these runs for future games? #TrustIssues

Yep. They conveniently forget that he slaughtered his father’s leading advisors in 1510, plus beheaded More and Fisher in 1535 and massacred the Carthusian monks that year as well. All before that 1536 head injury.

I’m live in Cincinnati now but I’m from Pearl City/Kent originally. I remember lots of bad weather there. Glad you’re safe!

For me it’s the cookie cutter blonde women with the same bad haircut. No sisters I know do that. It reeks of religious cultism.

The sad thing is that they probably completely understood. I remember my OB-GYN telling me what buzz words she needed to use to get my OBVIOUSLY MEDICALLY NECESSARY surgery through the insurance approval with minimal denials.

I would die for her.

It’s not. Unless it’s a place you wanted to go anyway. Then it’s an excuse for a vacation.

Morticia is just a demon. She has to wear the AirTag collar of shame now after she bolted out the front door and made me chase a BLACK cat in the dark through the yard in my PJs.

But then she pulls this cute garbage and I can’t be mad. 😒

Little shit has at least 12 scratching posts and boards in the house and she picks the less-than-a-year old carpeted stairs.🤦🏼‍♀️

The art, the artist.

No injuries, just a LOT of property damage. Could’ve been much worse.

My parents are white, retired farmers in their 70s from conservative rural America, and they happily went to a Nepali neighbor’s Bratabandha celebration last weekend. If they can learn about new cultural celebrations and appreciate their neighbors, anyone can.

Yep, no injuries or deaths in the town, just ALLLLLLL the property damage. From what I understand the town is basically blockaded off and has been evacuated until they get the live wires under control.

Lena, IL, where most of my extended maternal family lives, apparently now only exists as a pile of rubble. From my uncle:

Like a true Gen-Xer, I pay for both like an idiot. But it’s starting to have issues where one won’t work if you have the other.

There seems to be some interplay with cable if you have that along with MLBtv. Because sports on TV w/ streaming is all a scam.

Do you have Spectrum? I have all games on Fioptics, but my parents get this error on Spectrum.

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#Reds

I’m so sorry. I lost my cat in February, it’s awful.

Abe Frohman? The sausage king of Chicago?!

This sounds amazing, seriously. Mads Mikkelsen is great. I’ll have to check it out.

I turned the A/C on and will likely have the heat on by Sunday. These fluctuations are killing me.

Ha, no worries. I’ve lived back here since 2005, first a condo and now a house. It’s a great neighborhood, very quiet but still close to everything you need. Did an emergency Jungle Jim’s run a few minutes ago. 🥂

I live off of Annandale, that first turn going towards Rte 4 after Mack.

And yeah, my office’s underground garage faces the rubble pile. It’s fun leaving work every day and seeing the progress.

Okay, you live right by me! Wildwood is the neighborhood right behind Mercy-I have a house in the back of the subdivision. I work in that giant building across from Meijer.

I’ve seen the plain one and a gold one (double puke). Haven’t seen a black one. I live in wildwood, maybe it doesn’t come out this way.

If I see that duck, I’m definitely letting him in.