And this time they look worse 😬

🚨AWOO TWO: THE SEQUEL🚨

Have a fashionably late sandwich!

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

My past self really comes in clutch for my current self. My work Office subscription expired but the license I bought in 2017 does just fine

The italicized "updates" here is hilarious

i dunno maybe it's because i'm in Minnesota and we kicked out Al Franken for squeezing his constituents' asses and now have a woman senator who is *currently holding the senate floor to save the boundary waters*, but you got a man with baggage? you can toss the man!

When 2 of the 3 dumbest members of the city council are voting one way, the other members should look REALLY close at voting with them ...

I think there was an animated version that ran on PBS back in the day. I wonder if the number of characters and the nature of fantasy tales make it unsaleable to kids these days? A spinoff focusing on Redwall cooking would be neat though

A stock of prepped meals, higher in fiber if you're on opioids. I was really tired for the first week and not having to think about what I was going to eat or cook when I was finally hungry was really helpful. If you're going to alternate Tylenol and ibuprofen a little written schedule can be nice

Could this be evaded with a rack of drying shelves?

Gas powered leaf blowers are a nuisance at the best of times but are the height of folly when gas is nearly $4/gal. Get a rake for heck's sake!

Only a master deal maker could achieve the status quo of 5 weeks ago in exchange for accomplishing nothing of value and turning his country into a global pariah. Thank you sir

TRY BOOKS!

We are going “Santa Monica” mode (living beside the ocean, leaving the fire behind, swimming out past the breakers, watching the world die).

What has to happen inside your brain to be unashamed to ask about investment strategies when the existence of an entire people has been threatened?

I'm on board the anti Amy McGrath train but that's not what she said. She said there was a possibility Iranians may help, or they may not, and that uncertainty exists for pilots. Still an unhelpful thing to say, but not quite as divorced from reality

Every day a new low

Cool. Fine. Not a big deal. Safe and not at risk of escalating.

Our office was made aware of an incident involving two bounty hunters pointing weapons at civilians who were chanting at them from alongside and in front of the bounty hunters’ van.

Both have been charged with felony threats of violence and displaying a replica of a firearm.

Is it mean to laugh? 🤣

Who was the other?

A Margarona. If anyone knows where I can get a margarona in Minneapolis please share!

Beer battered chicken tenders from a sketchy downstairs bar

at the minneapolis city council meeting, pearll warren said she hopes MPD training & wellness facility is “a cop city, cop university,” called violence interrupters “21 jump street cops,” compared to skittles

aisha chughtai thanks her for saying cop city as they are being gaslit and told it isn’t

The State of Minnesota, BCA, and Hennepin Attorney have sued the federal government in a Washington DC federal court over the evidence:

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I would like my car to know next to nothing and never connect to the Internet

Lake Tahoe to Fort Collins, CO ~15 hours before continuing another ~15 hours to Grand Island, NE then Champaign IL.

This trip taught me I greatly dislike driving more than 5 hours in a day.

Becka Thompson doesn't surprise me, but a person liking her comment does