I'm drinking that shit they put in Coca-Cola what makes it smell like polish

this ain't nothin to me man

The "solving problems" era of tech is always just marketing, once they get the funding they start working on obsolescence

he's beating the stinky allegations

TITO'S MAKE YOU LOSE CONTROL
TITO'S MAKE YOU LOSE CONTROL

2013 fiat 500 pop 🤡

I shopped around for like 15 easy to repair reliable cars that would last forever and he kept refusing them

by the time he said yes to this I was like, fuck it, okay anything at this point

and then I remembered he's racist and doesn't know anything about cars

I can't believe they made synth1 perfectly the first time. did they ever make synth2??? no, of course they didn't

All the research I did on what car to get!!! for nothing!! :) and now I get to have men mansplain cars to me because they assume I know nothing about them :) when I am very well aware I am driving trash

the kicker is that people think I'm well-off because it's a horribly expensive car to maintain. nope!! just criminally irresponsible!! :)

I bought the DVD copy of poor things instantly after seeing it in theaters :>

two please

we love casting spells

YES!!!! YEAH!!!!

it really goes to show

just to be a star nerd for a sec... Elon having cancer sun/cancer rising -> square chiron near the midhaven in Aries..... He's an enormous baby, and we can all see that he's a baby, and he hates that we see it. 12H sun isnt helping. It says right here he's a big b!tch.

how I pull up to the club expecting to get he/him'd

every CEO has access to the same lifestyle as that congresswoman who was in dementia care for 6 months without anyone noticing.

:) black mold

alright, con is over :( everyone post their cursed photos of the ice room at the Sheraton

it's actually very techno to work in a warehouse

yeeeeeEEEEEAAAAH😈

Reposting your old content should be standard practice if it's just going to be spaghetti on the wall anyway. Chances are, half your followers didn't even see it the first time. We used to have museums...

I can always tell when the rancid discourse of the week has bubbled over from Twitter, bc people will be quoting misogynist pro-birther talking points (for example) as if they're leftist gold

They think it's all programmed into DNA, showing that they don't understand the endocrine system. They all have their PhD in grade school intro biology.

I did it again it looks great!!!! totally passable and not like doo doo, never lose hope

I did it but it looks like doo doo, can't win em all

I'm the little boy on wife swap who says "bacon is good for me" but about TikTok

using my forward facing predator eyes to read someone's comment on a grwm video

me fighting with chappel roan haters on TikTok (I'm the wolf)

having a crisis on if I should bleach my hair or not