Picture of a cat shouting "WHY IS IT DECEMBER"

Saaaaaaaaame

everyone’s autism has a different focus or ability. Like a Stand

You're too damn cute 😍

I'm enjoying it so far, but I'm not that far in

It’s the rapture and you only found out because you suddenly have a 15 minute meeting on your calendar with just God and an HR representative you’ve never met listed on the invite

If you see this, QTP with your favourite Water-type Pokemon 💧💦

Reaaaal rich to see conservatives pearl clutching right now after they’ve spent months loudly laughing and cheering on the infliction of pain on migrants, including sending them to a foreign death camp that prides itself on its inmates "never seeing the sun again"

VERY REAL TEARS

THANKS

I struggled between getting septum or nipples pierced

Muppet Christmas Carol: Scrooge calls down to the bunny kid in the street.

You there, gay boy, did it happen yet

When you get a septum piercing just to feel something

Had my first ever ER visit last night as my symptoms yesterday got worse and I developed several more 💀 They ran a bunch of tests and couldn't figure out what exactly caused it, but more than likely, it was my new migraine meds. I also had a hot doctor and am home resting.

Normally being sick doesn't turn me into a big baby and I'll just suffer through it, but migraines are something different - especially the after migraine hangover.

Please eat my fair share as well 💀 I became deathly allergic to peanuts in adulthood, but still crave the Reese's 😭

Come check it out! I’m in the Interstitial 2e game at 8:00 am EDT/ 7:00 CST. I’m bringing Salem from the Magi-Knight campaign over to this universe. Hope to see y’all there. It’s gonna be a ton of fun and it’s for a good cause.

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

because they don't tell you in the head or sub-head: the brand is DermaRite. there are specific products & batch numbers in the article

The two cutest babies in all the land

I feel bad for the guy at the gym tonight who tried to talk to me while I was lightheaded as hell and walking on a treadmill (thanks yet to be diagnosed heart issue). I didn't hear most of what you said and I just said thanks and fist bumped you 💀 EMBARRASSING

I went to the gym today please send validation 💀

Philabieldia

It's Always Sunny in

Gotta hug the fan even after taking a cold shower post cardio. Curse this heat wave

My room is a mess, I slept wrong (resulting in a migraine), and I spent most of the day doing yardwork in the heat. Please send a guy with big biceps and a dad bod to crack me like a glow stick

goombella from paper mario the thousand year door, book in "hand" tattling on your ass

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok"

yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch