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Posts by Michael Jones

I agree. Elementary is a great series, I rewatch it periodically. I haven’t watched Sherlock in years.

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He’s about two seconds from singing Under the Sea.

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He’s about two seconds from singing Under the Sea.

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Drawing fire.

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“So maybe he is the Antichrist. Is the Antichrist really a bad thing? Or have we just been told it’s a bad thing by leftists for so long that we’ve assumed it’s true? Maybe the Antichrist is what we need to get things done.”

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“If those quill pushers at the Holy See have a problem with my methods, they can say 2000 Our Fathers!”

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He’s a Muun, I’m telling ya.

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I think this guy is a Muun.

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Why does every man who works with or for Trump sound like he's either 12 years old, or has just gargled Clorox?

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Didn’t Iran offer to give up their Uranium before the war?

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No machine can replace Parker Posey. Not even the Parkertron Poseyinator 2000.

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I wish I’d found your explainer earlier. I want to start Discworld, but I already bought The Colour of Magic, just a day ago.

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Scott Jennings seems like he’s cosplaying as Jordan Peterson.

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Guys, DragonCon isn’t until September. There’s no need for the cosplay this early.

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Most awful people live their whole lives just being quietly awful in a way history will never record, so it’s good that Trump has been so committed to making sure future generations know exactly how horrid he was.

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Oh, look. A Manic Pixie Dream Nazi.

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Amazing! So real! #DLSS5

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I hope they pass the hospital ship on its way to Greenland.

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“It did hurt his reputation! He would have lost if we didn’t have a multibillionaire buy the election for us!”

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Happy #PiDay

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“… I figure the right thing starts at the beginning of the day. Not after you’ve been caught.” —-John Crichton, Farscape, “Family Ties”.

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“Last night, I put my hand in the cookie jar, but I became aware that they were not my cookies to take. That’s not the standard I set for myself. I apologize, and will do better.”

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“Gonna grab a blueski with my friends Tobin and Squee…”

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His love of gold has fully metastasized to actually gilding himself. He’s Goldmember now. Yellower than a Simpson

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“Secretary Noem, do you remember when you shot that dog for not doing her job to your satisfaction? Well, funny story…”

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Oh, I’m 100% in. I just think it looks similar to Reacher.

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Writer: ok, go with me on this: Jack Reacher Season 1, but instead of Jack, we have two Green Lanterns.

Producer: You son of a bitch, I’m in!

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When you hire for loyalty instead of competence, you might get conditional loyalty, but you definitely won’t get anything remotely like competence.

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Indeed. That's a feature, not a bug.

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"Now those corpses can lie there, safe in the knowledge that they snuffed it for peace, and can now happily decompose in a land of freedom... you smeg-head."

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