It’s cool to see other comedians making up the audience of the SNL specials.

Just like so many local shows.

what if somebody made a joke in their standup set about being a new mom but then they said dog mom haha imagine

I only watch the Super Bowl to see which characters they kill off in the finale

The Brutalist (2024, dir Brady Corbet)

ZZ Top is short for Zip Zap Top

2024: fuck it, we ball

2025: fuck it, we bawl

I once broke up with someone because they liked Leno more than Conan, which is basically my version of astrology

The Grinch’s fav improv warmup game is Stink, Stank, Stunk

‪Just saw a dude vaping in the cold LA air while riding a lime scooter and, I shit you not‬, he looked like a cute lil toot toot train

Prosciutto is Fruit By The Foot
(Meat Edition)

The movie WHIPLASH.

but instead of drums.

there are kazoos.

no you DONT👏 HAVE 👏 to live like a referee (don’t have to live like a referee)

-Tom Petty in a Foot Locker

lol there’s nothing going on here, stop trying to trick me back

Neckbeards are so afraid that a woman might take over the legacy of Indiana Jones.

What’s next, they’re gunna name the dog Indiana????

I’m going tonight too. Hoping they only play songs from 2 decades ago lol

I always forget about it because it’s the final one of S2 but so friggin good