Happy Birthday!

A USB C cable where the metal connection got squished by something - probably my chair

You've heard about USB C, but have you heard about USB C♭

That looks good. And the rest sounds good.

Oh, right. Misunderstood - apologies.

Good luck! Hopefully someone will be along with a more useful suggestion.

And this sounds like a cue for a chorus of Fascinating Aida's song "Cheap Flights"

Dunno about Firefox specifically, but in Chrome, search for "Split View" in the settings - there's a thing to disable it.

Maybe there's a similar off switch in Firefox's settings?

But at least you've got your not-blue passport, safe in the knowledge that you're not sharing the same passport colour that was recommended by, erm, UK, on the grounds that no member states used it already...

FFS. The whole thing is a shitshow. And getting worse.

Oh no!

That sounds like you need to make a journey to the office... :-( Good luck out there!

I don't understand why Google has the embarrassingly crap AI summary as well as / instead of search results. McDonald's doesn't have a free shitburger tier.

April brings the sweet spring showers
On and on for hours and hours

-- Flanders & Swann, "A Song of the Weather"

The Sheep Detectives | Official Trailer 2 YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios

We’re not saying we actually starred in THE movie of 2026...

…but we’re not saying we didn’t either🎬

www.youtube.com/watch?v=826S...

"We now cross live to The White House..."

I remember our no-longer-local vicar did a good sermon one Easter making strong references to Doctor Who...

I subsequently told him that Robocop was also a Jesus metaphor. Not sure if he ever used that one - as I'm atheist, I don't do church, and he left the area. Coincidence, I'm sure.

Are you OK? Did you survive?

@andy.pt might have some recommendations for you...

Fair.
Normality's boring

I'm gonna need a lot of popcorn.

"We are here today in memory of someone born on Christmas Day, to remind ourselves of his teachings and pursuit of understanding. All praise Sir Isaac Newton."

Come to think of it, Kenny Everett was born on 25/12, but that won't mean anything in Trumpland. :-/

Relatively normal here, and I can quite confidently say that I don't wander round in a bra...

Not helped by a weekend of too many gigs... my face hurts.

Two gigs done so far this weekend. Just one more to go - tomorrow afternoon.

Oh my days.

Throwbacks to about 20-something years ago. The shop on the corner near where I was working sold "Masala cola". Undrinkable (for me, anyway)

Carmina Burana? Never played it, but sang in the chorus a few times. And learnt the tenor solo - very high!

Sounds like the orchestral parts are fun, though - enjoy!

Saw the first line, and wondered "Epstein files" or "ICE detainees"...

And look! Another cement truck over... :-/ Apparently, just 88 hours after the previous one that caused all the fuss.

I wonder if that's been resolved yet, or if the lawyers are still raking in fees...

I have seen photos of some of the half-time cakes. They look good.

This Sunday's gig. Looking forward to it.

Here’s a link for buying tickets - we’d love to see you there!

www.ticketsource.co.uk/West-Yorkshi...

There's a couple of things conspicuous by their absence from his list, but otherwise #RelatableContent...

That floor / curtain combo looks vaguely familiar - are you where I think you are?

Barwick Green, aka the theme tune from The Archers.