‼️‼️‼️ BREAKING TRADE NEWS ‼️‼️‼️

Dexter Lawrence is being traded to the Bengals in a deal that includes the No. 10 pick heading to the Giants,

Per @rapsheet.bsky.social

‼️‼️‼️ BREAKING NEWS ‼️‼️‼️

The Texans and All-Pro edge Will Anderson Jr. have agreed on a blockbuster, 3-year, $150M extension with $134M guaranteed to make him the NFL’s highest paid non-QB ever.

The deal includes a rare no-trade clause.

Per @rapsheet.bsky.social

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ONE WEEK COUNTDOWN TO THE NFL DRAFT

The GUTS Dynasty Model, Explained: How We See the Game It has been said that the beginning is the very best place to start. Well, like most things, the GUTS model didn't start at one point, so nailing down a beginning is difficult. But I'm choosing this…

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So with that in mind @brewpython27.bsky.social wanted to pull back the curtain and take you through exactly how it works. One layer at a time.

🫖🫖🫖 NEWS 🫖🫖🫖

Dianna Russini has resigned from @theathletic.com.

Per Rob Maaddi.

‼️‼️‼️ BREAKING NEWS ‼️‼️‼️

Falcons picked up RB Bijan Robinson’s fifth-year contact option.

Per Adam Schefter.

We are officially back on AJ Brown watch.

COMPENSATION UPDATE:

The Packers get a 2026 5th round pick and a 2027 6th round pick

The Eagles get Dontayvion Wicks.

Per Adam Schefter

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Yeah, we know the world is...a lot...right now.

But the upcoming NFL draft and your rookie drafts wait for nobody, so @brewpython27.bsky.social is here to make sure you're making trades with eyes wide open this season.

‼️‼️‼️ BREAKING NEWS ‼️‼️‼️

The NFL concluded today that Chiefs WR Rashee Rice “has not engaged in conduct that violates the personal conduct policy” and the investigation into accusations from his former girlfriend is now closed; there will be no discipline at this time.

Per Adam Schefter.

UPDATE: The Raiders are signing QB Kirk Cousins to a contract that pays him $10M for 2026 ($1.3M paid by LV, the rest by ATL) and $10M next March in a fully guaranteed roster bonus with no offset.

There is a 2-year team option for $80M.

Per @rapsheet.bsky.social

UPDATE: “He was in [rehab] a substantial period of time before any of these allegations broke with Madison,” Levi McCathern told The California Post, “and he’s scheduled to be there for a while longer.”

‼️‼️‼️ BREAKING NEWS ‼️‼️‼️

Los Angeles Rams WR Puka Nacua has checked into rehab, per his attorney Levi McCathern.

Per Adam Schefter.

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He came too soon 😏

My head hurts

UPDATE:

It’s a 3-year, $54.735M deal that can be worth up to $57.735M ($18.245M average).

Per @rapsheet.bsky.social

Did I just put the finishing touches on the most powerful models that will be available on the market?

Maybeeeeee

At least a Duke loss would ease the pain...

I hate it here.

TOO SOON LOU.

"LIVE" REACTIONS OF THE LAST 54 SECONDS OF THE GAME:

A FUCKING TURNOVER?! COME ON GUYS.

YES THEY MISSED!

FUCK WE MISSED!

HPU IS UP BY ONE FAAAAACK

ANOTHER TIMEOUT?!!!

FUCK THEY BLOCKED IT. OMG THERES NO TIME LEFT FOUL HIM!

we are going to lose.....

OMG HE MISSED

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

we lost

PLEASE WISCONSIN DON'T FUCK THIS UP

NO.

NO.

STAY ON WISCONSIN SCOTT. IT'S WORKING.