Book fuckin rocks

I'm in my 40s and I have an ear infection. What the fuck this is for babies

I guess I might actually make this an account I post on, so here's some content: Jesus christ an ear infection sucks

Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.

Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.

Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.

ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Now, Tracy, it is impolite to slurp one's soup

Yes

Horrifying

At this point I respect it more than the people who use AI to do the same

step 1: quash any criticism of Israel from the left
step 2: drive people into the arms of the only voices they see criticizing Israel (bloodthirsty antisemites)
step 3: profit, somehow, presumably

Just got back from the *Some* Kings centrist rally. Bill Maher and Piers Morgan were there to lecture us about purity tests and electability. Matt Yglesias showed me a graph of polling data.

That dog just looks so happy to be on the phone

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Yet you were interested enough to make the claim!

@iancohen.bsky.social hell yeah 23 is a great record

This is probably the saddest thing I've ever seen a CEO post

Photo of Senator Chris Van Hollen with Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

My in-laws are terrified that I will be murdered by the Hispanic 16-year-olds that I teach

My best friend in the kitchen is the cat who jumps up on the counter when I'm cooking because who knows, i might have wet food

Don't worry, they're replacing it with a Wal-Mart.

You do realize people who vote Democrat also need insulin right

It rhymes so it should happen

His dressing up like a nurse was 100% a bugs bunny bit, and it was funny as hell

2002's persistent rumors that they were going to change the name of the second movie

doctor who fans be like “you have GOT to check out the new episode! it’s 90% unwatchable except for one sequence in the middle that doesnt hold any emotional weight unless youre familiar with 20 years of the show but trust me it’s soo good”

She got im

Not sure anything else in Christmas music hits as hard as the run in “O Holy Night” starting with “FALL ON YOUR KNEES”

transcription of me stubbing my toe first thing in the morning before i have woken up fully