ᅠᅠ"Then.. sure, I'll accept that.~"
ᅠᅠHe takes the wad, then looks up at the other.
ᅠᅠ"Though, you must lemme get you something in return, then."

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❝Did you really think I was gonna stay, spending life bent over with your fist in my A?❞

Independent portrayal of Fizzarolli from Helluva Boss. Gay. Dark and Mature themes. MINORS DO NOT INTERACT.

Written by ChimiFuckinChangas.

ᅠᅠ"Is it.. a gift?"

ᅠᅠ . . . . Blink blink—.

ᅠᅠ"Did... my, what for, king Lucifer..? I... already get paid.."

ㅤㅤ𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑: 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥 𝘢 𝘶 𝘨 𝘩 𝘵 𝘦 𝘳 ₊ of 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗶𝗳𝗲𝗿 and 𝗹𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗵 ♕. ╱ 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝙷 𝙴 𝙻 𝙻 — (hazbin hotel rp acc)

ᅠᅠ"Theeeere you go~" Yog said again, now fluttering up to make sure everything was going alright.
ᅠᅠ"Good job, Satan.. now remain in this state for as looooong as you want.~"

ᅠᅠWrapping his gift to Satan....

ᅠᅠHe's decorating for the coming Holidays!
ᅠᅠAll after the best feng shui of his little apartment.

(( Wanna draw this lil guy all festive 😌

ᅠᅠTime for a good crystal meditation!
ᅠᅠToday is a labradorite day, for a little extra boost of intuition and confidence!

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ. . . . .

ᅠᅠHe's not looking very impressed, but just smiles patiently at the short king.

ᅠᅠYogirt's eyes softened at the sight; there was just something so.. rewarding with seeing the large demon lord at peace and calm.

ᅠᅠ"With eeeevery breath, you can feel that anger wash off you" He spoke softly.
ᅠᅠ"Just relaaaax..."

ᅠᅠ"With all due respect, my king.. I am not hiding anything."

ᅠᅠ"Then it's a relief it's not a thing. I mean, I wouldn't wanna put my own client in tight spots!"

ᅠᅠ"No, even if we had a relationship I doubt the public would judge..
ᅠᅠLords Asmodeus and Beelzebub seem to be doing just fike, after all."

ᅠᅠ"I'm sorry to disappoint.. but I'm just his therapist, sir."

ᅠᅠ"I... believe they did. But I'm not too well versed with what's going on up-top."

ᅠᅠ".... I don't sleep with my client, sir."

ᅠᅠ"..... Wh—"

ᅠᅠ"There is no secret to it! I'm just doing my job, whi so far has been working well because of the reasons I've already told you.c

ᅠᅠ"I'm.. afraid I don't, sir."

ᅠᅠ". . . No, he doesn't? Why would he?"

—— control.
ᅠᅠThere is no favors involved, neither sexual or not."

ᅠᅠFor a second the flustered surprise got the best of him, but with one deep breath Yog fell back into his more collected state.
ᅠᅠOnce again he cocked his head, smiling at the king.

ᅠᅠ"I assure you, King Lucifer, that the only thing I do is making sure that Satan keeps his emotions under ——

——

ᅠᅠ"I want you to close your eyes, and focus deeeeeply on that crystal." He began, voice taking on a much more calm and relaxing tone.
ᅠᅠ"Breeeeeathe with every pulse of energy from it..."

ᅠᅠYog beamed at the reaction, and if he'd had a tail it would be wagging.
ᅠᅠ"Save the praise a little while longer, Satan." He chirped though, making the other hold onto the crystal before fluttering down to sit in front of his boss.

——

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ᅠᅠBiiiiig yoga stretch!

ᅠᅠA seraphim... Well, that was concerning, too. Yogirt wasn't the type to resort to violence, which made his job a perfect fit for him, but...

ᅠᅠ". . . Why in Lucifer's fiery pits did they send a Seraphim down here?"

ᅠᅠ . . . Blink.
ᅠᅠ"Oh dear—.. you didn't know?"

ᅠᅠYogirt looked genuinely surprised, and suddenly somewhat concerned.
ᅠᅠ"Well, yeah.. with your own weapons, too! It was all over the TV channels here!"

ᅠᅠ". . . Sayyy, you're not from here, are you..?"
ᅠᅠMight as well adress the elephant in the room.

ᅠᅠ"It's very brave of someone like—.. you, to be roaming around Hell, especially since we now know you can be killed.."