i love it when bae big cousin come to town. we always get lit & it always end up with us taking him home.

my son know i don’t like him drinkin & try to drive do i always told him to call me when he needs me. when i get there tho, ima need you to take care of this or dada. ain’t even gone remember it in the morning.

i hate when my girl & i go out, we talking freaky & her ass be out like a light before we even get home. after i carry her drunk ass to bed, i go tuck her son in like a good stepdad should.

my homie big bro red & so mf thick i knew i had to bag that mf. took no time when i started applying pressure, i just hope the homie don’t find out.

ever since my pops caught me & my homie fuckin around when we were younger he always askin where my lil thick friend be at. don’t let him come over, we won’t be alone a whole 10 mins before he walkin in with his dick out.

my son always called me the goat frfr. his mom apparently never let his friends spend the night but i always did. now that they older, they don’t sleep over but still come through to show me love.

my big sis said i could move in with her & her ole man until i get back on my feet. she fucked up tho cause she work night shifts & that’s when her man take backshots.

my sister got her bd to pick me up from practice, we smoked otw & was lit by the time we made it back. he said he needed that before he went upstairs so he could take a nap. they got a 2yr old & a newborn, why shouldn’t i help out?

my homie & his baby mama be on some freak shit. i’ve recorded vids, took pics & literally been on facetime with her while i’m diggin her man out. she love tf out of it too they both do cause she do the same to him! i love it for them.

there’s a reason why my big bro always called me his little big brother. he even calls me daddy sometimes 😏

my unc give me anything i ask for & all he want in return is some dick, don’t care wya or wyd. i was hoopin 3v3 with some homies at the park when he pulled up & we slid a few blocks over. he even came to the mall & i handed my girl my card & went to pay him back for her shopping spree.

got a new job & got trained by this fine olehead who been there for a min. he had one rolled up in the car so went out for lunch when he asked what i was doin tonight. told him nun & he said he surprised i ain’t got no nigga comin over with an ass like that. i just gave the man my number right then.

most of my homies like to go out & find bitches to mack on throughout the night but i just be vibin fr. ik if i don’t leave with anybody, my freaky ass lil bro gon put in some work when i get back home.

these white dads will do anything to get their boy on that field. i mean, i’m not gay but i’m not turning down a nut.

he might not talk to ma dukes anymore but i still call him daddy

unc wanted to show me some shit he learned in the pin

when i turned 20, my pops text me & said he got 3 big booty bitches waitin at the crib for me. i didn’t expect to walk i. on him & two of his homies bent up. i still put i. work tho, didn’t want to waste the gift.

“what up neph? i heard you eat my boy up last night. why not come get the real thing?”

judge me all you want but i knew the first stop i was gone make out the pin was to my gay nephew house. that mf done got older & thick too…he knew just want to do when he saw me too. toot that ass up on the couch & let dada take care of you again.

when pops leave me in charge, i like to make sure lil bro know who big dog in this mf.

my sister bd been sleeping on my couch for about a week now & i’m not gone cap, i see why she always let him come back. dick good af.

when my pops text me from work & say bring him some lunch, ik he gone be feeding me some dick.

my little stepbro always watching cartoons in the morning, but he always make time to feed me breakfast.

my girl lil bro found out i let a few of his friends smash, now they do shit to me with the whole group of ft.

my daughter gay bf always flirting with me when she not around, told his lil ass to stop before make him my bitch. lil mf came back that night just for some dick.

my lil cousin was curious about guys so who am i not to help him dig in some ass?

i lost a bet to my girl lil bro on 2k. mans found out i get down & decided to use that as a bet.

in my family, my nickname always been daddy. it only mean some when my make my own pops call me that tho.

my ex cheated on me & sent the video so i rode his best friend & i sent it to him. i love this toxic shit.

man i hate when my girl work the night shift, but her make yo for it anytime i call.