Well my shoe flew off while I was walking towards some strangers, which was embarrassing enough, but then their dog tried to take it and I had to wrestle my clog from a pit bull

Shakes are really having a moment. Whether you’re looking to lose weight, gain weight, or just want a tasty treat, there’s a shake for you!

For reasons I can’t fully disclose at this time, I will never trust a person named “Sharon” who spells it “Sharron”

This bird looks like she wants that lady out of her shot

Honestly I will say this to American Express: The added pressure of now having to find an approximately $75 item or combination of items from Lululemon every three months just adds a layer of stress that I don’t need

Fuchsia for men is real and it is happening

There is simply no such thing as “too many” tote bags!

hamberders

18 green beans

Don’t worry I put Pam, Pete, and Kristi on it!!

Oh that’s unfortunate

I know, let’s all turn our attention to what highly relevant #RobSchneider has to say about this

Little known fact: The rise of digital music was engineered by the NTSB out of a safety concern due to the large number of drivers who were identified as being killed while they were rooting around the backseat looking for another mix cd to play

I just watched St. Elmo’s Fire for the first time with Pearl and we both spent at least 45 minutes learning everyone’s names

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Trump Senior wears diapers

Trump Senior wears diapers

Trump Senior wears diapers

Trump Senior wears diapers

Trump Senior wears diapers

Trump Senior wears diapers

Trump Senior wears diapers

More concussions though

Trump’s accusation of “gross incompetence” is the epitome of throwing stones from a glass house

The Paleolithic Era was only 2.5 million years? Pff my marriage to my first husband was at least that long

This is dementia on full display. Not one finished statement nor coherent thought

*desecrating, dear

I sure could use $5m and I certainly don’t have any affection toward the current VP