if this t shirt offends you the bitch fell off

i love you libraries i love you museums i love you botanical gardens i love you public parks i love you art galleries

The trick was getting @chriscrowe.bsky.social to see this post

Plotting on how to get my bf to go buy me a soda

Will I ever be not tired again?

I’ll hide my eyebrows better

I think my horoscope is telling me to be the next Luigi Mangione????

Bisexual lighting but in red and green for the holidays

Omw

John Wick marathon has been a success :)

There are not enough blankies in the world

Last night was the best

It’s tomorrow! I’m making cookie dough dip, I have guac and salsa, various drinks, I’m ready

When did it become cool to hate A Christmas Story? Damn

If I ever get moved out of the inner circle I’ll die

Number 1 if you were wondering. I still haven’t got ribbon for this one, maybe next year

Tree number 2 is up and decorated:)

Idk there’s no Christ in that Christmas

Tree two is gonna be so cute though

I forgot those little hooks for Christmas ornaments! I was all ready to work on my trees and was thwarted

Happy wrapped szn to all who celebrate

The show Severance makes me never want to work again

Yesssss a reunion

This is gorgeous!!!

Ok but where did you get this sweater it’s so cute

I have limits on what I will apply to though—no I won’t have anything to do with reverse mortgages or weapons manufacturers.

big if true

Is this real…..