bunny morning 🌄🐇

i regret to inform you that the handover has not yet actually happened

perhaps i would be a happier person if such a large portion of my mental energy were not constantly devoted to spite

“just lean to the other side”? no, you see, that’s where he was holding his glowstick, also exactly at eye level

to the guy two rows in front of me at the miku concert who spent the entire show holding his phone in the perfect position to block my view: i hope the two hours of uninterrupted video you took overflows your cloud storage and deletes the photos of the last moment you ever had with your grandmother

oo ee oo

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it's such a beautiful trip! one of my biggest regrets when driving is that i can't just gaze out at the scenery as it flies by, and now i can! (...if i ever want to go to a part of bellevue that's on the light rail line)

i think the only positive thing i'm getting from the star trek voyager roguelike is a desire to make a clone of it that's actually fun and interesting

i should uninstall this, it's not great and yet it has all of the patterns that will keep my playing for hours at a time despite not enjoying myself

Employment jelly, repost for a job you'll love and deserve

Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.

I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.

The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.

i should go see a game in person so that i can get the experience of being vaguely bored while drinking overpriced beer until sleeper mode activates and i unlock an encyclopedic knowledge of every song the fans have ever sung

my least favorite thing about watching sports is that i’m never actually invested in the outcome until some switch flips and thAT WAS HANDBALL THAT WAS CLEARLY HANDBALL WHAT DO YOU MEAN PLAY CONTINUES WHO PAID OFF THIS REF

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

thank you nintendo

i'm seriously abandoning this run because i felt that this was capital-B Bullshit, despite having had far worse runs in other games. the difference is that i did not care deeply about randomly-generated character Glard Gorpnan, but i damn well cannot accept a major Voyager character dying to a flub

the problem with the star trek voyager roguelite is that a game where die rolls can have massive consequences, including the deaths of crewmembers, is not compatible with fans of a beloved series who do not want to see tuvok die of no-lungs disease because they rolled a 1

#StarTrek #Sisko197

No cards other than a strait flush

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A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

oh, of _course_ i find out about Exit 8 the day after i come home from japan, wishing i never had to leave its excellent public transit system

I like how wikipedia uses the infobox for cars here

This is what immediately popped into my head when I saw this

dress for the job you want

back from vacation and i am already keenly aware that the closest chunithm cabinet has gone from being right around the corner from my hotel to a 50 minute bus ride away

i wish you hadn’t

Drawing of a long-legged crab titled "arthropod". Below it is a nearly identical drawing titled "anthropod," where the crab has human legs and hands instead of crabby limbs.

just had a thought...