Amazing growth

I think I look like vanilla soft serve.

Goodness 🥵

But it’s all so soft

Not nearly deep enough.

Continued lessons in fluid dynamics.

Make that two more. :-)

You rang?

Believe it or not, there’s a dick in there. And maybe yours should be in there, too.

Whoa.

Yes, please!

Very much so

Okay, thank you! I kept falling off of it because it didn’t hook me. It’s pretty, it’s fun, but I didn’t find it truly engaging.

Hope everyone enjoys soft fat in soft morning light.

Yes. And I’d like to lose. Please and thank you.

That chest is a SHELF. My goodness.

The way your chest wraps around and rests on the bed behind you is nothing short of magical.

Ever take a photo of yourself that’s just kinda a “holy shit” moment?

I know your basement is uninsurable. It’s too often flooded. 😘

This was promptly interrupted by the sound of my pizza being ready. I have my priorities.

You’re a lucky man

Not sure what to say other than I think I look fucking sexy and want to share that with you all.

Pretty sure that particular perv dad is an actual, convicted pedophile…

And meanwhile I’m over hear with no such memories to pull from.

People talk about button-popping as a badge of honour. But I this is what always happens to me.

Everyone carries their phone like this, right?

Not an optimal camera angle. But it still gets the point across.

Let me just get this out of the way….

I’m far too negligent of my Bluesky.

Gotta be thorough.