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Bonjour New York! This upcoming Friday don’t miss a once and lifetime opportunity to see…ME. Ticket link in bio. It’s gonna be a night of your life 💋
We need a protein break.
Bonjour New York! This upcoming Friday don’t miss a once and lifetime opportunity to see…ME. Ticket link in bio. It’s gonna be a night of your life 💋
Boycott. Protest. Divest. Rinse and repeat until we wash them out and they’re too broke to function.
They want to exhaust you before you realize that you can outsmart them. As someone that was born under a classic dictatorship, this shit show doesn’t have very long.
I know we’re freaking out and yes this is fascism. But this is the most uncoordinated “throw everything at the wall” form of fascism. “It was in Project 2025?” Yeah, all that stuff is in every authoritarian playbook. Their leader is a dolt and it’s every sycophant for themself.
Wild to think teens these days don’t have to go into a basement to buy weed from a guy named Noah that makes you play Twisted Metal with him after he calls his mom a bitch to her face.
NEW YORK! Come see this big bitch live on stage. Ticket link in bio 💋
NEW YORK! Come see this big bitch live on stage. Ticket link in bio 💋
So there’s a lot we need to stop normalizing. Not just the past year.
Just a gentle reminder that Black Americans have been treated like this the whole time. Yes, the whole time.
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
I feel bad for the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Future and Present. Imagine trying to convince someone to care when they’re manboobs deep into a k-hole and talking about how cool it was that they were alive during slavery.
Getting older is thinking you found a new show but it’s turns out to have 10 seasons and been off the air for 5 years.
Don’t lose hope. All these billionaires desperately trying to be cool are signs that bullying works. Keep hating.
Stardust travelled billions of light years to slowly form into this planet that allowed a single cell to evolve into intelligent beings just so I can hit the repeat button on “How Many Licks” by Lil’ Kim.
News: “Hitler had a micropenis.”
Me: “Got him.”
Don’t make fun of Stephen Miller’s height. The jokes will go over his head.
AI is gonna make things easier? Bitch, they can’t even make a dishwasher that releases the soap half the time.
Nothing shows weakness more than gathering a bunch of people to talk about how strong you are. It would be more respectful to walk into a glass door.
Currently reading the ingredients of Tylenol. Did you know that it doesn’t contain the Epstein files?
Tbh, narcissistic men hate that they can’t sway or read autistic people. So they opt to eliminate them through eugenics.
The dumbest men are trying to find the source of autism instead of taking a long walk and never coming back.
On the general topic of comedy, these show lineups have been looking mighty white lately.
Good time to be a mean bitch to Nazis.
They always meant hate speech when they said they wanted to protect free speech. They always meant they wanted to say hateful things and get away with their cruelty. They’ve always been pro-authoritarian. White supremacists will always choose suffering over freedom.
If you went back in time and told me that the most forgettable character on NewsRadio would be one of the harbingers of an authoritarian regime, I would’ve said, “You time traveled to tell me that? Dude, I work at Staples.”
