Speed Racer remastered in 4K IMAX with a packed obviously stoned crowd late at night on a Monday 4/20 was a religious experience

dream blunt rotation

the gays keep discovering louder songs

this happening on 4/20 is crazy

What?

If you’re smoking a cig while driving an Ariel Atom does that count as smoking in the car or is it just smoking outdoors?

I'm so glad this brave law enforcement officer is OK after being violently smirked at. Praying for him and his family

Lee Cronin’s The Mummy showcases many new reasons why I’m not having children

think this is the EO where they make peptides derived from baby monkeys available over the counter at 7-11.

Justice for Darlene Mitchell

TGIF

not great

It's very much this

meanwhile, in the other room

hey

Remarkable.

I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

The final one, just started last week

I do the Apple One subscription that includes Music, News, Fitness, Apple TV and iCloud storage

Tonight’s episode of Hacks was a 30-minute injection of pure joy

Manifestation works, y’all. I had only seen this Gullwing once before, a few years ago, driving from like two miles away. Then today, bam, here it was parked. The metallic Strawberry Red was a one-year-only factory color, and this is the only one I’ve ever seen in it. Just phenomenal.

Definitely not, those are all just G-wagens

liberal tears

Those are normal G-wagens

Another day of being totally subtle and inconspicuous at work

Seeing the newest trailer in IMAX has me fucking PUMPED

Spielberg is definitely gonna tell us that aliens are real www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak on Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ

A+ headline.

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