😂😂

The US isn’t going to hell in a handbasket. It is the handbasket—and we’re all just rattling around inside it.

Easter Bunny is proof that if you commit hard enough to a bit, society will just accept it.

Conversion Therapy is a hate crime. FULL STOP.

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Silk scarves are back which means I will now be entering every room like a European widow with secrets.

The 90s didn’t believe in skin barriers, the ozone, microplastics, or that matte foundation could remove the will to live from your face.

Someone in your life absolutely told you Sun-In would make you blonde and you trusted them like a financial advisor.

In the 90s, ‘clean’ meant exfoliating so hard your skin quit and using shampoo that could double as paint stripper.

This is why we never feel satisfied with products that are actually good for us because they don’t compare to the feeling of damage 😂

Trust issues 🚩

POV You’re a makeup artist who just booked my Makeup Magic class in Salem MA. 💄🔮

lol yes

POV You’re a makeup artist who just booked my Makeup Magic class in Salem MA. 💄🔮

I love radishes!!

Cravings can be weird!

Sooo good. I love it every way 🥦

Our bodies tell us!

This thread is making me hungry lol

You think I get Botox to look 25?

No babe.

I get Botox so my face doesn’t reveal how often I’ve had to explain basic human rights.

I need to remind people. The midterms have never been so important.

Don't let people use scare tactics or make you think it won't happen.

also if voting didn't matter gerrymandering wouldn't exist.

Multiple counties in TX have different polling locations for Dems and GOP. Reports all over the place of no lines at GOP polls and 4hr+ lines at Dem polls (w broken machines at some). Texas isn’t red, it’s stolen.

A democratic candidate just won in the *checks notes*

Arkansas state house special election.

Flip from R to D.

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I make lentils a lot

Love them!

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Ok now I’m hungry

lol. I love cabbage

You think I get Botox to look 25?

No babe.

I get Botox so my face doesn’t reveal how often I’ve had to explain basic human rights.

If beauty standards were honest, they’d admit they move the goalpost on purpose.