Review of ‘Pure White B*tch’ ★★★ Look, it might be a run-on, but it's harrowing in a way Beautiful Boy could never be. And Anson Mount's a perfect tweaker. He's so insane for this performance, especially during Bump's paranoid delusions...

Darth Seder watched...Pure White B*tch - ★★★

Look, it might be a run-on, but it's harrowing in a way Beautiful Boy could never be.

And Anson Mount's a perfect tweaker.
He's so insane for this performance, especially during Bump's paranoid delus… (ift.tt/pyYaQWz)

Film list: The Most Important Crop Tops on Men The crop tops that made a deep impression on my psyche

Darth Seder watched...The Most Important Crop Tops on Men

The crop tops that made a deep impression on my psyche

Trainspotting

Point Break

A Nightmare on Elm Street

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

The Lost Boys

The Drug Store C… (ift.tt/VXDTB5S)

It still blows my mind that Arizona Tea tallboys aren't still 99¢ anymore

I hate this timeline

Darth Seder watched...Trainspotting, 1996 - ★★★½ (contains spoilers)

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That baby gets me every time, I have never had something provoke such intense feelings of horror before.
**Edit: amending ^^this statement^^ b… (ift.tt/QWm4fkY)

Review of ‘K: Missing Kings’ (2014) ★★ This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.

Darth Seder watched...K: Missing Kings, 2014 - ★★ (contains spoilers)

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Kuro: Only a fool would walk head-on into danger
Yata: *is the fool*

Yata has one braincell, and it is for battle at any cost. Precious idiot… (ift.tt/KopbMfj)

Review of ‘Ladies' Man’ (1931) ★½ Please why would you make Carole Lombard look this good, and make the movie this boring 😭 30's movies and I have some beef, but this one's def gettin the smoke if I ever have to perceive it again

Darth Seder watched...Ladies' Man, 1931 - ★½

Please why would you make Carole Lombard look this good, and make the movie this boring 😭

30's movies and I have some beef, but this one's def gettin the smoke if I ever have to perceive it again

Mar… (ift.tt/PvLbYDC)

Review of ‘Virtue’ (1932) ★½ You can't tell me nothin' about dames! Yes, and that's why you're like this. Unfortunate that this could've been interesting if it weren't made in the wrong era; talkies are just so fuckin boring...But...

Darth Seder watched...Virtue, 1932 - ★½

You can't tell me nothin' about dames!

Yes, and that's why you're like this.

Unfortunate that this could've been interesting if it weren't made in the wrong era; talkies are just so fuckin boring...But the s… (ift.tt/W9QgynH)

Review of ‘My Man Godfrey’ (1936) ★★½ I think I'll enjoy this more the second time around, it felt a little long, but I laughed a LOT. Carole Lombard is so funny, and she's beautiful, so that in itself was enough to at least finish the film....

Darth Seder watched...My Man Godfrey, 1936 - ★★½

I think I'll enjoy this more the second time around, it felt a little long, but I laughed a LOT.

Carole Lombard is so funny, and she's beautiful, so that in itself was enough to at least finish the… (ift.tt/kMGaOUY)

Review of ‘Pavement Butterfly’ (1929) ★ Ngl this film's kinda rough on me...the story just pissed me off more than anything... HOWEVER, Anna May Wong is drop dead gorgeous, and that's enough for me. One star for Anna May.

Darth Seder watched...Pavement Butterfly, 1929 - ★

Ngl this film's kinda rough on me...the story just pissed me off more than anything...

HOWEVER, Anna May Wong is drop dead gorgeous, and that's enough for me.
One star for Anna May.

March 25, 2… (ift.tt/dnzBU4Q)

Darth Seder watched...In Name Only, 1939 - ★★

Turns out this film pissed me off this time even MORE than it did last time.

God I fuckin hate every one of these characters except Julie.
She deserves so much better.
And Maida deserves to get run o… (ift.tt/1wHxQGc)

We talk about pretty privilege,
but can we talk about ugly privilege?

Bc when you ugly ain't nobody wanna talk to you,
And ain't nobody going out of their way to interact w you

And that, my guy, is a privilege

Review of ‘Jujutsu Kaisen 0’ (2021) ★★★★ This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.

Darth Seder watched...Jujutsu Kaisen 0, 2021 - ★★★★ (contains spoilers)

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Satoru Gojo, my clown prince of fuckery, I love you. I missed you.

I have too many things to say, just gonna log notes:
- Gojo’s litera… (ift.tt/yDiR2JH)

Review of ‘Silent Hill’ (2006) ★½ Yeah ion know what y'all are on about w this one bc Pyrimid Head guy might be sexy but this movie is boring as shit. This just was a major disappointment. I felt like I was missing out on having never...

Darth Seder watched...Silent Hill, 2006 - ★½

Yeah ion know what y'all are on about w this one bc Pyrimid Head guy might be sexy but this movie is boring as shit.

This just was a major disappointment. I felt like I was missing out on having never s… (ift.tt/3DpKadi)

Review of ‘Come from Away’ (2021) ★★ This is just post-9/11 Northern Exposure

Darth Seder watched...Come from Away, 2021 - ★★

This is just post-9/11 Northern Exposure

March 5, 2026 at 02:42PM
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Only just realized it's not February anymore. Damn.

Review of ‘Expect No Mercy’ (1995) ★★ Admittedly, this film is a mess, but it kicks ass, and that's enough for me

Darth Seder watched...Expect No Mercy, 1995 - ★★

Admittedly, this film is a mess, but it kicks ass, and that's enough for me

March 4, 2026 at 03:22PM
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Review of ‘Virtuosity’ (1995) ★★★½ HOW IS THIS ONLY AVERAGING 2.7 STARS?! istfg y'all just don't like fun If Denzel Washington isn't enough of a selling point for you, then perhaps off-his-meds Russell Crowe is ?? “I can’t change what...

Darth Seder watched...Virtuosity, 1995 - ★★★½

HOW IS THIS ONLY AVERAGING 2.7 STARS?!

istfg y'all just don't like fun

If Denzel Washington isn't enough of a selling point for you,
then perhaps off-his-meds Russell Crowe is ??

“I can’t change w… (ift.tt/4kI98he)

Review of ‘The Rift’ (1990) ★★★ “Sven…my man, you got a lot of white folks turning blue up in here.” Skeets is the best character, and the only one w any sense of self-preservation. He kept tryna warn theses mfers w his superior...

Darth Seder watched...The Rift, 1990 - ★★★

“Sven…my man, you got a lot of white folks turning blue up in here.”

Skeets is the best character, and the only one w any sense of self-preservation. He kept tryna warn theses mfers w his superior insti… (ift.tt/sCR8Xz1)

Film list: Help! I'm Trapped Underwater Because of Capitalism! Films about being trapped underwater ranked from best to worst Films I haven't touched yet: K-19: The Widowmaker Underwater Deep Rising The Hunt for Red October The Evil Below Deep Shock

Darth Seder watched...Help! I'm Trapped Underwater Because of Capitalism!

Films about being trapped underwater ranked from best to worst

Films I haven't touched yet:
K-19: The Widowmaker
Underwater
Deep Rising
The Hunt for Red October
The Evil B… (ift.tt/DenC6N0)

Review of ‘The Stranger by the Shore’ (2020) ★★★★½ This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.

Darth Seder watched...The Stranger by the Shore, 2020 - ★★★★½ (contains spoilers)

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THIS IS WHAT I WANTED FROM CALL ME BY YOUR NAME

INFINITELY BETTER !! MORE TENSION !! MORE LOVE !! LESS BORING !!

AND TWINKOTH… (ift.tt/QZE9Pke)

Review of ‘Strange Frame’ (2012) ½ This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.

Darth Seder watched...Strange Frame, 2012 - ½ (contains spoilers)

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Just eat five tabs of acid and watch Desert Hearts instead.

This animation is complete shit. And the floaty, weightless motion throughout the film … (ift.tt/Ho14vwx)

Review of ‘Barbershop’ (2002) ★★★½ This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.

Darth Seder watched...Barbershop, 2002 - ★★★½ (contains spoilers)

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“Calvin, I need a cut like how you did Ronnie last week; Little off the top, long in the back, but not quite no shag. Slope to the left like Gumby… (ift.tt/LgnuQMG)

Review of ‘Parallel’ (2024) ★★★ This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.

Darth Seder watched...Parallel, 2024 - ★★★ (contains spoilers)

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The fact that this has a 2.9 average is fucking insane.
All y'all hatin, I'm willin to bet y'all's asses melanin-challenged.

Genuine creepy-ish s… (ift.tt/xh75qDK)

Darth Seder watched...Paint Drying, 2016 - ★★½

Wicked

Mac made me do it

2026-02-25T17:34:41Z
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Review of ‘Panic in Echo Park’ (1977) ★★★ Classicism and racism are central to the story, but no one's using the hard r repeatedly, and there's no violent hate crime scenes for me to endure (even when the lead character gets beat up, it's not...

Darth Seder watched...Panic in Echo Park, 1977 - ★★★

Classicism and racism are central to the story, but no one's using the hard r repeatedly, and there's no violent hate crime scenes for me to endure
(even when the lead character gets beat up, i… (ift.tt/rSg0nIh)

Review of ‘The Random Factor’ (1995) ★★★ Uhm actually I fuckin loved every second of this ngl The acting is stiffer than Goosebumps season 1, but it works it gets better as the story progresses. I just put this on for noise and it definitely...

Darth Seder watched...The Random Factor, 1995 - ★★★

Uhm actually I fuckin loved every second of this ngl
The acting is stiffer than Goosebumps season 1, but it works it gets better as the story progresses.

I just put this on for noise and it de… (ift.tt/20LJP13)

Review of ‘Laserhawk’ (1997) ★½ Mark Hamill's always at his best when he's absolutely fuckin unhinged... But It’s the picture of Bill Clinton on the wall above Teagarden's office for me lmfao Wexler’s a fuckin cockstain and I just...

Darth Seder watched...Laserhawk, 1997 - ★½

Mark Hamill's always at his best when he's absolutely fuckin unhinged...

But It’s the picture of Bill Clinton on the wall above Teagarden's office for me lmfao

Wexler’s a fuckin cockstain and I just know… (ift.tt/kHZF5so)

HELP IM DYING

NO I DID NOT, WHO ARE YOU RIGHT NOW